okay, so here's the deal: one of my best friends had a sudden urge to make a story on fictionpress, and she wanted to use funny pick-up lines for chapter titles.

so what's the funniest you've ever heard or dished out ?

if you don't know the two comedians, watch the videos and decide. [:

A president's pension currently is $191,300 per year, until he is 80 years old.Assuming the next president lives to age 80. Sen. McCain would receive ZERO pension as he would reach 80 at the end of two terms as president. Sen. Obama would be retired… read more

Know won seams tu kair N E moor bowt crap lyk how u sae or uze ore spel wurds. Sew, due ewe theenk itz emportint?