A president's pension currently is $191,300 per year, until he is 80 years old.Assuming the next president lives to age 80. Sen. McCain would receive ZERO pension as he would reach 80 at the end of two terms as president. Sen. Obama would be retired… read more

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because… read more

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When you and your family get together with grandma and the kids, and you sit down to play scrabble, does this happen to you?

http://xkcd.com/492/#

if you don't know the two comedians, watch the videos and decide. [:

http://www.tom-phillips.info/images/funny.military.htm

okay, so here's the deal: one of my best friends had a sudden urge to make a story on fictionpress, and she wanted to use funny pick-up lines for chapter titles.

so what's the funniest you've ever heard or dished out ?

Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office... But she was dating someone else. One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, 'I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex… read more