WELL YA SEE, IT’S LIKE THIS… A HERD OF BUFFALO CAN ONLY MOVE AS FAST AS THE SLOWEST BUFFALO. AND WHEN THE HERD IS HUNTED, IT IS THE SLOWEST AND WEAKEST ONES AT THE BACK THAT ARE KILLED FIRST. THIS NATURAL SELECTION IS GOOD FOR THE HERD AS A WHOLE, BECAUSE THE GENERAL SPEED AND HEALTH OF THE WHOLE GROUP KEEPS IMPROVING BY THE REGULAR KILLING OF THE WEAKEST MEMBERS.IN MUCH THE SAME WAY, THE HUMAN BRAIN CAN ONLY OPERATE AS FAST AS THE SLOWEST BRAIN CELLS. EXCESSIVE INTAKE OF ALCOHOL, AS WE KNOW, KILLS BRAIN CELLS. BUT NATURALLY IT ATTACKS THE SLOWEST AND WEAKEST BRAIN CELLS FIRST. IN THIS WAY, REGULAR CONSUMPTION OF BEER ELIMINATES THE WEAKER BRAIN CELLS, MAKING THE BRAIN A FASTER AND MORE EFFICIENT MACHINE. THAT’S WHY YOU ALWAYS FEEL SMARTER AFTER A FEW BEERS.
While everyone else is bracing for the impact,you're jumping ship and floating down.Andif you strap your phone to your forehead,hit the camera/video app and start recording,you'll have some dramatic footage to post on social media.You may even go viral!
Liberals see themselves as tolerant. In order to show how tolerant they are, they welcome everyone with open arms. In order to show that they welcome everyone with open arms, they support open borders. Even if it means that with open borders comes Radical Islam (A religion that is presumably better than Christianity and the Jewish religion). Radical Islam is a religion that is not in harmony with liberalism. Liberalism embrace homosexuals. Radical Islam..., not so much.Liberalism embrace women's rights. Radical Islam..., not so much.Liberalism embrace infidelity in marriage (They defended President Clinton in spite of his infidelity). Radical Islam..., not so much.Liberalism thus welcomes and invites disaster/conflict in the hopes that they can enlighten and reform Radical Islam into a more progressive form (regardless of the fact that they haven't been able to reform American Conservatives who are arguably more moderate than Radical Islam).
I watch a lot of murder mystery showsand every time they find a bodythey start looking for a suspect.And I'm like,"Wait a minute!Maybe they had it coming!"So, then I started thinking,"Maybe that should be a legal defense."---------------------------------------------For example,let's say you kill someone.Then,when you go to trial,you should be able to say"Your honor,they were being really annoying and there was no other way to get them to stop."And they let you go.
European Discovery of the Americas Killed So Many People It Made the Earth ColderThe Great Dying saw native populations drop by around 90 percent. So much farmland turned into forest that it triggered a mini ice age.Around 200,000 square miles of new forest were created during the 1500s. For comparison, that’s a little less than the size of Texas, or about a tenth of the Amazon rainforest. All that new vegetation required a lot of carbon dioxide, and so much CO2 was pulled out of the atmosphere to fuel these growing plants that it ended up cooling the earth.https://www.popularmechanics.com/science/environment/a26136069/great-dying-little-ice-age/
What should we do with old people? Let's use an analogy.Plastics last for a long time. Same as spent, radioactive, nuclear rods. Both are bad for the environment.iPhones have built-in obsolescence. They are designed to be thrown away, not fixed. They are meant to be disposable.That's why you see a lot of people with shinny new phones.Steve Jobs was the person who pushed for planned obsolescence.When he died, Apple went to shit.Steve Jobs always had the latest iPhone.Take away:1. Old people are bad for the environment.2. Young people are aesthetically pleasing 3. We need a person who pushes the idea to get rid of old people4. That person should be given a street legal, young, play thingDo you know what I mean? Do you people see what I did there?Do you know where I'm coming from?