Great job. I expect you to do great things in the future for my cause. I expect you to use the word 'hilarity' often too. It gives a great, dramatic effect.

The only critique I have is that you didn't throw in any 'but the children's'. You have to have some 'but the children's'.

Obama was my identity politics clone. He did an excellent job. Nom is my excellent little Fascist too.

I would be the leader of the Democrat Party today. I'll give you free healthcare. Not quality healthcare, and I'll kill your babies, but it will be free. Eugenics is your friend.

My minions support the Democrat Party. This is why they act just like me, attempting to destroy anyone and everyone in their path.

I was stopped from my mass genocides by Conservatives. I hate Conservatives for stopping me.