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A pointless disagreement. ;)

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Tumblr is full of liberals ;)

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My thoughts AND prayers are with you ;)

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My prayers are with you ;)

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You are probably a good person but you haven't taken the time to fill out your profile, so I'll never know! ;)

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If this were not true, we wouldn't have liberals running around ;)

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Women are conditioned to feel like they are in competition with other women. If they all wore a burka, maybe they would feel more relaxed. ;)

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I always leave at least one argument in all of my debates ;)

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Thanks..., I feel better already ;)

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Actually, I don't know why a woman would want to be a man. I mean, women are like real-life Star Gates. Interstellar (one-way) teleportation devices. How cool is that ;)

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Actually, I don't know why a man would want to be a woman. I mean, he will never be able to bring life into this planet like a real woman. Women are like real-life Star Gates. Interstellar (one-way) teleportation devices. How cool is that ;)

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Women who are tired of having to wear makeup ;)

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Women who are tired of their period. ;)

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Men who want to have boobs withing arms reach 100% of the time ;)

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Women who are tired of peeing sitting down and who want to make more money. ;)

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Men who want to get as much as possible (before getting old and fat) by hinting at the possibility of sex. ;)

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I am not sure there are an equal number of men identifying as women as there are women identifying as men. ;)

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Now you are trying to appropriate my argument/complaint. You are victimizing me. I need a safe space now. ;)

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I don't appreciate them appropriating my gender. What's next? Gays appropriating heterosexual marriage? ;)

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Transgender people are appropriating my gender ;)

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People who hear Yanni probably saw a white and gold dress ;)

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For some people, seeing is believing ;)

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Yes, that's why I am logging off now ;)

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It was so much easier when I was growing up ;)

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Why? Because he is more entertaining than the Kardashians ;)

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You can't be gay if you hate the smell of ass ;)

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I've grown predictable in my old age ;)

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OK, that's a minute you'll never get back ;)

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Just think about it for a minute ;)

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No. Why should we? Every time I want something there is always someone there to screw it up ;)

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So..., you just like making people mad ;)

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A troll's endeavor should be to become a kinder, gentler, troll ;)

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It was proven a long time ago. ;)

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What picture did he come up with? It would be ironic if he came up with a gingerbread man ;)

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So..., assuming you have freckles, do you ever look in the mirror and play connect the dots ;)

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Well, I didn't see that coming ;)

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All my smileys are meant to convey sarcasm ;)

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Did my smiley did not convey sarcasm? ;)

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I have an electric bike. 'Nough said ;)

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ok, since you are blonde and you didn't get the joke, I will try to explain (maybe even prove by example) why he couldn't just explain it once. Ready?

He could not explain it to one and have that one explain it to another and so on because the premise of the joke is that they are too dumb for that strategy to work. In other words, he could not explain it because that is not how blonde jokes work.

Have you ever seen a slasher movie where there's a psycho going around killing a group of people in a deserted place one at a time? The group always decide to split up and they get whacked. If they were to chose to stay together (since there is strength in numbers) there wouldn't be a movie.

Anyway, a blonde picks up a mirror and says, "Hmmm, she looks familiar." Her blonde friend takes the mirror away and says, "That's me, silly." So..., how long did it take (after you changed your hair color) to recognize yourself ;)

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OK. Tell us a joke. ;)

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Eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww you're an ass eater ;)

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Well..., when you spin it that way it is easy to see that you are playing devil's advocate in order to get people riled up ;)

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assholes of various types and flavors

You've tasted them ;)

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Alexa is more fun ;)

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A blind man was going to tell a blonde joke at this bar but three blonde, butch, women walked up to him and told him that they were blonde and capable of kicking his ass. They then asked him if he still wanted to proceed and tell his joke and he said, "Not if I'll have to explain it 3 times." ;)

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A used roofie ;)

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I don't think Bill Cosby owns a White Bronco, so... ;)

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Just a skinnier version of himself ;)

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Unless the house and the man were made from the same gingerbread batch ;)

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Cool ;)

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It's a slippery slope. What's next? Gingers living in houses made of their own soulless flesh? ;)

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Just do the math. By being bi, you double your chances of finding someone. If you double your chances and you still single, then... ;)

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Makes sense to me ;)

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Ah, good times ;)

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It is an image of Joe Black in front of a black board full of mathematical equations and the caption reads:

When you make a cultural reference and the person you are with doesn't get it and you have to explain 7 years of internet history in order for them to understand ;)

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Oh, I saw a lot of praying at school ;)

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Student's pray before a test ;)

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This whole debate is about a cultural reference. Here is some reference background.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIUzLpO1kxI

There is also an image of George Bush with the quote, "Kanye West doesn't care about black people."

And now there's this image ;)

http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/ 2018/04/tf4j6airfhu01.jpg

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They should turn it into a show ;)

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He's one of the 1% ;)

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As long as there are tests, the will be prayer in schools ;)

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I'm leaning towards no ;)

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Alright then, Chive on ;)

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Something like that ;)

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Nothing ventured, nothing gained. ;)

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Ah, so you're coming around to the dark side ;)

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Those 2 are just plain crazy. I don't fuck with crazy. ;)

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Sometimes I shorten it to just libs ;)

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I agree that having multiple wives, on their period, is scary, but... ;)

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I don't think Canada discriminate against the elderly ;)

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Give me names, I need fresh blood ;)

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You should have no problem fitting in then ;)

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I call for the immediate deportation of liberals to Canada ;)

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It's time men stood up for themselves. ;)

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I find it easier to goad liberals ;)

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Freaking liberals ;)

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The gays co-opted the word marriage ;)

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You are taking life too seriously ;)

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BTW, I just read an article that argued that some parasites can be beneficial. You know, when it comes to life, if you want/love life, you have to take the good with the bad. Like the late JC preached, embrace it all. It all has a role to play. :)

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Do I appreciate and admire all of the diverse life forms on this planet? I like cat videos. Does that count ;)

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If there were no intelligent species on this planet and none evolved, then life on this planet would be a dead end because that life would not be able to consciously change the environment. Humans can change the environment. The scientists just developed an enzyme that breaks down plastic. We are closer to traveling to another planet than ever before. If we can travel to other stars and colonize the planets there, life will no longer be a dead end. We need to spread quickly before we are destroyed here, on this planet. In order to make an omelette, you need to break some eggs, which is just one of the stages of life of one of my favorite animals ;)

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I think they also have an Ebonics version called either WeBe or UsBe. I forget ;)

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When I told my friends I had joined Facebook, they were like, "With your face, they should call it horsebook." Well, with MeWe, they can't make fun of me no more. ;)

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A cow, a pig and a chicken because they taste good ;)

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If you go to a biker bar and get your ass kicked, do you ever go back? I mean, He may have said, "I'll be back!" but He's no Terminator. He was just probably trying to save face. ;)

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Maybe they'll take the liberals and leave the conservatives behind ;)

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The morally defensive position is that life is to be respected. If you eat plants and not animals you are simply saying that only some life are worthy of respect ;)

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God, I hope so ;)

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It sounds like we are in agreement ;)

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It sounds like we are in agreement ;)

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Are you saying gay marriage should be abolished ;)

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What is needed is a detailed, drawn out, legal document detailing each partner's responsibility. Who makes the sandwiches ;)

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If you bought a house you signed a bunch of papers that clearly spell everything out. Marriage has none of that until you get a divorce ;)

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Fitting that you would pick this side ;)


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