Why? Because he is more entertaining than the Kardashians ;)

You can't be gay if you hate the smell of ass ;)

I've grown predictable in my old age ;)

OK, that's a minute you'll never get back ;)

Just think about it for a minute ;)

No. Why should we? Every time I want something there is always someone there to screw it up ;)

So..., you just like making people mad ;)

A troll's endeavor should be to become a kinder, gentler, troll ;)

It was proven a long time ago. ;)

What picture did he come up with? It would be ironic if he came up with a gingerbread man ;)

So..., assuming you have freckles, do you ever look in the mirror and play connect the dots ;)

Well, I didn't see that coming ;)

All my smileys are meant to convey sarcasm ;)

Did my smiley did not convey sarcasm? ;)

I have an electric bike. 'Nough said ;)

ok, since you are blonde and you didn't get the joke, I will try to explain (maybe even prove by example) why he couldn't just explain it once. Ready?

He could not explain it to one and have that one explain it to another and so on because the premise of the joke is that they are too dumb for that strategy to work. In other words, he could not explain it because that is not how blonde jokes work.

Have you ever seen a slasher movie where there's a psycho going around killing a group of people in a deserted place one at a time? The group always decide to split up and they get whacked. If they were to chose to stay together (since there is strength in numbers) there wouldn't be a movie.

Anyway, a blonde picks up a mirror and says, "Hmmm, she looks familiar." Her blonde friend takes the mirror away and says, "That's me, silly." So..., how long did it take (after you changed your hair color) to recognize yourself ;)

OK. Tell us a joke. ;)

Eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww you're an ass eater ;)

Well..., when you spin it that way it is easy to see that you are playing devil's advocate in order to get people riled up ;)

assholes of various types and flavors

You've tasted them ;)

Alexa is more fun ;)

A blind man was going to tell a blonde joke at this bar but three blonde, butch, women walked up to him and told him that they were blonde and capable of kicking his ass. They then asked him if he still wanted to proceed and tell his joke and he said, "Not if I'll have to explain it 3 times." ;)

A used roofie ;)

I don't think Bill Cosby owns a White Bronco, so... ;)