Joe-Bob, the son of Bob the-eternal-salesman, the-sub genius-messiah, bringer-of-interstellar truths....

Agreed. You're not making rock any better; you are just making Christianity worse.

I prenatally wished to have the Ebola when I was delivered. It, sadly turns out that I tested negative; can I sue the doctor who delivered me for malpractice? They must have don't something wrong to keep me from having my desired infection.

Anyone who knows of a lawyer that specializes in medical suits, or only class action suits of this nature, please let me know.

The commissary. To reach 50 characters, I'll also say people have different metabolism.

It was in the best interest of the plantation owners to keep their slaves fed and healthy (for the time). And many slave owners were reasonable kind to them (again for the time); which is why after they were freed many slaves stayed on at the plantation as a share cropper, where they would do the same exact thing before they were freed and share the profits with the people who owned the land they worked.

You are confusing social/ethical standards of today with those from a time you cannot imagine living in.

If you want to get indignant about slavery, try talking about the Chinese brought over to build the railroads, now that was fucked up.

What are you talking about? The south was where the farming was done to supply the cities in New England. Do you think that cotton, corn and tobacco were grown in New York City?

First, the Christians read the whole of a communication and take into consideration that the writer might be being sarcastic and or facetious before responding; like the Bible commands.

Also change your profile pic because your God demands it.

That clarifies. I think we agree that people should be educated about any firearm they are liable to come across. The education should be stepped up as a child grows up and/or is more likely to come across a weapon.

So that would make every United states of America citizen a traitor, or descendant there of; since that is exactly what happened when the Colonies declared independence from the British Empire. If anything it makes the confederacy super American.

Defend that.

No, because he is no longer president and can (according to current U.S. law ever be president again) so the question is completely irrelevant. Discuss shit that it might be, however unlikely, possible to effect.

Can you clarify what you mean by the terms "semi-automatics" and "handguns" because to my understanding the only handguns that aren't semi-automatic are revolvers, be they single or double action. Or of course fully automatic handguns, like an Uzi. But I assume you mean pistols.

I am a hypocrite and I want sole proprietorship of an account picture that is available to anyone; so I will post the polar opposite of anyone who picks that pic, in order to negate their opinion.

Christians are not hypocrites, they do do a lot that the Bible says they must do.

Where the hell do you get that the south were traitors? Defend your argument.

If you think about it the Confederate State represented the heart and soul of America. When England demanded too much from the colonies they rebelled. The same thing occurred once we were a nation. The northern states which were more cosmopolitan demanded more and more from the southern states which were agricultural (there for requiring more physical labor to produce goods, which required the already established practice of slavery to accomplish). So the southern state wanted to secede from the northern (richer) states, or to revolt against them, or to maybe rebel. Hey, if we are gonna rebel, we should get our own flag. Maybe we should call it a rebel flag, gee I hope people don't simplify it later and call us assholes and redneck cause we didn't like producing all the food for the Yankees and being treated like shit and just trying to follow the model upon which this country was founded.

You should clarify your "not so great sexual" encounter. And/or have more varied sexual experiences so you can differentiate between "great" "pretty good" "eh" "not so great" and "bloody horrific" sexual experiences. Because there are quite a few more distinctions than that. It's the sexual experiences that are best classified as "...hummm, well maybe, ....no ....although... I should probably talk to my psychiatrist about this" that should get you thinking.

Nothing to add; just support of a well written post.

(Plus some bullshit to get to get to fifty characters.)

Well, since my first name is 'Jew-Hater' I think that giving up chocolate is the best course of action; so as to not ostracize myself. Plus, eating chocolate makes it look like I support The Blacks.

Not to bag on being a vegan, I suggested my sibling to not feed their children meat until they could make their own choice; but (within reason) you can do whatever you want (say casually smoke crack) and you will most likely be healthy for fifteen years.

I know I'm not supposed to be involved in this debate; but the term "fast food" is a euphemisms for drive through restaurants, it has nothing to do with how quickly you can make food at home.

At fast food / drive through 'restaurant' it is about profit margins i.e. the cheapest 'food' as quickly as possible.

Those ads where a person is washing their hair in a waterfall is bullshit; cause that would knock your ass down.

-(paraphrased) Mitch Hedburg

If you could find a way to distinguish "legitimate" intimacy videos from "porn" sure.

But either way; good luck. Why not try to ban alcohol again, it is something almost anyone can make and distribute.

Italians don't believe in tipping, we believe in over-tipping.

Yes, it should be legal, but so should all traditional methods of execution: hanging, electric chair, lethal injection, gas chamber, fire ring squad, guillotine, being drawn and quartered. As well as novel means of execution: being catapulted into a brick wall, thrown into a bear habitat, dropped from an airplane with no 'shoot.... Then like a last meal, the convicted should be allowed to pick their own means of being dispatched.