I never knew that could happen.... (Looks at at the u.s flag)
For me, it's the Fugu as quoted "This puffer fish is infamous for its lethal amounts of the poison tetrodotoxin, meaning possible death by asphyxiation for anyone who eats a sloppily prepared sample. In January 2009, seven men in northern Japan ordered fugu at an “unlicensed” restaurant and ended up in the hospital, battling respiratory failure. But they can still count themselves lucky. According to Japan’s Ministry of Health, Labour and Welfare, 803 people were poisoned by fugu between 1989 and 2006, and 52 of them died."
My description:
"The Allied States of Allied of America is a fledgling, devout nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 5 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government is mainly concerned with Religion & Spirituality, although Law & Order and Commerce are secondary priorities. The average income tax rate is 18%. A large private sector is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, followed by Information Technology and Uranium Mining.
Crime is a serious problem. Allied of America's national animal is the Zebra, and its currency is the Ceny.
I'll try it, I'll report you my stats later on...............................
Allen, person running, a toilet, zzz, Jewish symbol, moon. Must be ipad symbols.
I never wrote this debate. Someone got into my account.................
Dude, just stop acting like a little kid, grow up dude. Just grow up.
Dude, are you high or support getting high? You're definitely high.
Who invented almost, almost (exeption, some stuff) everything?
It's true. Christmas is the time to gather and celabrate. Not be happy about discounts and all that stuff.
Nah, just keep everything the same, you don't want people doing stuff
He could have been a great leader if he didn't execute many Jews....
I see many people with, "hey, let's buy that, even though our kids are not going to use it", or, "I don't have any money but I buying stuff no matter what"
I see many people with, "hey, let's buy that, even though our kids are not going to use it", or, "I don't have any money but I buying stuff no matter what"
Knock, knock,
Who's there?
Certainly not _______
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Yo Newtown, Connecticut (CNN) -- Dressed in black fatigues an' uh military vest, uh heavily armed nigga walked into uh Connecticut elementary skoo Friday an' opened fire, shattering da quiet o' dis here southern New England hood an' leaving da nation reeling at da number o' young lives lost. Within minutes, 26 niggas wuz dead at Sandy Hook Elementary skoo -- 20 o' dem chil'ns. Among da six adults ganked wuz Dawn Hochsprung, da skoo's beloved principal, an' skoo psychologist Mary Sherlach. da shooter, identified by three law enforcement officials as 20-year-old Adam Lanza, also wuz ganked, apparently by his own hand. "sheeit like dis here do not happen in Newtown," uh tight-knit community o' 'bout27,000 just outside Danbury, said Renee Burn, uh local beotch at another skoo in hood. In da past 10 years, only one homicide had previously been reported. Photos: Connecticut skoo shooting How da skoo shooting unfolded Student: ah seen bullets going past 3rd grader describes shooting from class "Evil visited dis here community this day," Connecticut Gov. Dan Malloy said. How do we's stop da violence? Young students described being ushered into bathrooms an' closets by beotches as da first shots rang out. Third-grader Alexis Wasik said po-po an' beotches barged into her classroom an' told students ta hide in da corner. "Everybody wuz crying," she said. "an' ah just heard da po-po officers yelling." One parent who wuz in da skoo at da tyme o' da shooting said she heard uh "pop, pop, pop," sound around 9:30 uh.m. In da room wif her wuz Hochsprung, da vice principal an' Sherlach. All three left da room an' go into da hall ta see what wuz happening. da parent ducked under da table an' called 911. "ah cowered," she told CNN's Meredif Artley. da shooter "mus' gots smok'd uh hundred rounds." Responding po-po officers helped evacuate da chil'ns, telling dem ta hold hands an' keep they peeps closed ta da carnage as dey exited da building. 'ah hope muh motha fuckin mom iz otay': Tweets from da Connecticut skoo shooting As reports o' da shooting surfaced, frantic parents descended on uh nearby firehouse where da chil'ns had been taken. "Why? Why?" one beotch wailed as she walked up uh wooded roadway leading from da skoo. 'It don' seem possible' -- parents shocked by skoo shooting po-po declined ta speculate on uh motive Friday evening, citing da ongoing investigation. Lanza had nahh known criminal record, uh law enforcement official said. Three weapons wuz recovered from da skoo: uh semi-automatic .223 Bushmaster found in uh `64 in da skoo parking lot, an' uh Glock an' uh Sig Sauer found wif Lanza's body, uh law enforcement official familiar wif da investigation said. da weapons wuz legally purchased by Lanza's motha, da official said. da official said Lanza died o' an apparent self-inflicted gunshot wound. Lt. J. Paul Vance o' da Connecticut State po-po said dat da medical examiner will determine da cause o' deaf fo' da gunman, though he noted dat po-po never discharged they weapons. In addition ta da killings at Sandy Hook, another adult wuz found dead at uh second location in Newtown, Vance said. uh law enforcement source wif detailed knowledge o' da investigation identified dat nigga as Lanza's motha, Nancy, who wuz found dead at uh Newtown residence. She wuz uh beotch at Sandy Hook, sources said. Meanwhile, authorities in Hoboken, New Jersey, wuz questioning Ryan Lanza, da suspect's older brudda, law enforcement sources said, though dey did not label him uh suspect. Lanza's father, who lives in Connecticut, wuz similarly questioned, one o' da law enforcement officials said. da fact dat so many o' those ganked wuz young chil'ns -- Sandy Hook serves students in kindergarten through fourf grade -- touched uh nerve across da world Friday, from U.S. prezident Barack Obama an' other world leaders expressing grief ta regular folks reacting wif horror on social media as da news unfolded. da overwhelming sentiment: Hug yo' kids closely. Obama, uh father o' two beotches, wiped away tears while delivering uh statement 'boutthe shooting, sayin`, "Our hearts is broken this day." "da majority o' those who died this day wuz chil'ns. fine little kids between da ages o' 5 an' 10 years old," he said. Flags wuz ordered ta fly at half-staff nationwide in tribute ta da victims, an' candlelight vigils wuz being planned across da country as Americans came together ta try ta comprehend da tragedy. "dis here iz most definitely da worst thin` we's've experienced in hood," Newtown po-po Lt. George Sinko said. It iz not yet known how da gunman entered da skoo. Slain principal worked ta keep students safe Hochsprung, da slain principal, had recently installed uh new security system ta ensure student safety. Under da new system, every visitor would be required ta ring uh doorbell at da front entrance afta da doors locked at 9:30 uh.m. an' report ta da main office ta sign in. po-po began receiving reports o' shots fired around 9:40 uh.m. Friday. Wif da deaf toll at 26, da Newtown shooting iz da second-deadliest skoo shooting in U.S. history, behind only da 2007 shooting at Virginia Tech dat left 32 niggas dead. In 1999, at Columbine High skoo in Littleton, Colorado, two students smok'd 13 niggas ta deaf 'bfoe killing themselves don't make me shank ya!
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what's that white hand on your sholder?
