A new invention for the Homeless!
I see a lot of homeless bums in my town. So the other day I was waiting at a light on my motorcycle and I heard one bum greet another, "Hey Joe! You look good for a change! You look like a new bum!"
So this gave me an idea which I think I am going to patent and develop. They will be for sale at the checkout counters of, say, convenience stores and liquor stores. And maybe even homeless shelters.
My product will be called "NuBum!" It will be like a "goody" bag, consisting of the following items: a pair of socks; a small travel-sized toothpaste and toothbrush; a stick of deodorant; a small can of body spray; a comb; a disposable razor and a travel size can of shave cream. And.....most important: s small airline bottle of vodka to chase away those morning jitters! LOL
And I might get with Mickey D's and include a $2.00 gift cert at McDonald's in the bag. (hey: they have a dollar menu there!)
Below the bag's "NuBum!" healdine will be a crude little cartoon drawing, depicting a prototypical bum, and the caption, "Why look like an old bum when you can SHINE like a NUBUM?" The bum will be looking up at the sun and smiling.
What say you?
Thanks!
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Good Idea, Slapster!
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You're an insensitive jerk.
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You're a heck of a humanitarian. You just might get a Nobel Peace Prize for this. Heck, Obama got one just for getting elected President, and you've done oh so much more than he has. Plus with a versatile name like NuBum you also might be able to market it to the Twinkies in the gay community. Two groups in need served! Side: Good Idea, Slapster!
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