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 Another tale from my horrible childhood (2)

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Another tale from my horrible childhood

When I was but a wee lad, there was an old drainage tunnel near where I lived, moss-covered and decrepit, I took great fascination in the old thing. But I was too scared to journey too far into it, my five year old self was very capable of fitting through the tunnel, but it was nonetheless claustrophobia inducing and eerie. Once, the tunnel started spewing water for no apparent reason, though there was no rain in the area, as if it were a hose. Where does it lead I wondered? One day, I couldn't help myself any longer, I faced my fear and went deeper than ever before into the tunnel.

There were rats, slugs, and bugs of many shapes and sizes. The tunnel darkened and narrowed in time, and I was crawling hands-and-knees through a wrist-high stream of water, feeling the occasional something squishy under-hand and even half crushing a rat (who then gave me a bite on the thumb). It felt like forever until I got to the end, at which point the tunnel widened again and I found myself under a large metal canopy, it was the largest drainage spot I had ever seen, and it was well rusted. But soon I noticed my feet sinking into a pit of sludge, and the more I struggled, the deeper I sunk. I can't tell you how long I was there, all I can say is that it smelled horrible, and I wish they found me BEFORE they dumped out the next porta-potty.
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Buddy, that's pretty eerie because there was a similar sewer tunnel from my own childhood, which a lot of the local kids used to fantasise about exploring. It was in a field at the bottom of the road where I grew up. Personally, I only had the courage to venture inside about twenty or thirty yards, but one day I was sitting with a couple of friends in the field where it was situated and I watched a couple of the local kids (who I kind of half-knew) and their dog actually go home through it. They lived about a block away, so it was no short journey either.

A little later, when I was about 14 or so, one of the other fields at the end of my road was being converted into a new housing estate, so there was a building site there for a while and the first thing they did was lay down the sewer system. That was great fun. We used to spend hours running through the tunnels. It felt a lot safer because there were multiple ways to get out and the sewers weren't active yet. There was a security guard on site though who looked like Penfold from Danger Mouse, and he used to threaten to send his dog after us all the time.

Ah, nostalgia. I don't care what anybody says, those days you spend as a kid are the best of your life.

You forgot the part where you worshipped Satan and sacrificed baby goats to him until you were given psyche meds.

Burritolunch says aliens led by Satan created humans on another site

On another debate site, Nom admitted to being a Satanist and claimed he believed that humanity was created by aliens who were led by Satan.

He then admitted he was put in a psych ward after sacrificing a baby goat and put on meds which helped him to stop worshipping Satan.

https://www.facebook.com/1461378637332648/posts/1506967456107099/

Proof that it is burritolunch AKA Nom-

https://www.facebook.com/1461378637332648/posts/1506993266104518/