Is satanism lit or nah?
Satanism is worshiping the self as an idol before God. It is a type of fetishism. Definitely pagan, which is the worship of created things as idols before God.
When I say God, I mean "The Supreme and Ultimate Reality".
A satanist is basically an atheist who is willing to admit that they take themselves as being their highest god. In contrast, an atheist who takes themselves as being their highest god would deny belief in any gods.
Where does Satanism come from? The deadliest of the capital vices, PRIDE
"For the mystery of iniquity doth already work: only he who now letteth will let, until he be taken out of the way. And then shall that Wicked be revealed, whom the Lord shall consume with the spirit of his mouth, and shall destroy with the brightness of his coming: even him, whose coming is after the working of Satan with all power and signs and lying wonders, and with all deceivableness of unrighteousness in them that perish; because they received not the love of the truth, that they might be saved. And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie: that they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness."
The words you are using are invention too, that doesn't mean that there isn't something real that the words are referring to.
Satanism is the worship of self before God or the self as God.
This has always been the case throughout history, and even contemporary forms of satanism such as LaVeyism acknowledge this.
Maybe you don't know what you are talking about. You should consider that.
Some satanism is more retarded than others. There is the kind you're talking about which basically believes in the abrahamic bullshit but worships satan instead, and then there are these fuck bags joyofsatan.com and then there is Laveyan Satanism Which varies, some Laveyans are atheistic and others believe satan is a force and believe in magick.