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Are you a True Bible believing Christian?

This is about the funiest or scariest thing I've seen on the internet.  What are your thoughts?  Check out the website:

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3 points

Haha. I definitely think we should induce Poe's Law here.

"Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

It suggests that, in general, it is hard to tell fake fundamentalism from the real thing, since they may both espouse equally extreme beliefs.

I'm gonna have to call fake on this one unfortunately, but it's definitely entertaining none-the-less!

Side: poe's law

Very good point. I just had to share this with everyone. This is the one that had me laughing for over an hour. http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0604/ snake.html

Side: poe's law
1 point

lmao.

I literally have no idea if this is sarcasm.

My brain and faith in humanity want to say it is a joke... but I've been to a fundamentalist baptist church before [shudders]

What makes me think it's a joke is the infidel/heathen/sinner shirts they sell, with the footer "sinners identify yourself," and one of the quizes was a humanist quiz (though I didn't take it, so who knows what's actually in it.)

Side: poe's law

That's what threw me over too but I just couldn't help to see the attention to detail on the site.

Somewhere in the US people probably believe this sort of stuff. This is the article i first stumbled on

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0604/ snake.html

That article is hilarious!

Side: poe's law
1 point

Okay, I was laughing a little when I read Creation Scientist are looking for fossils of walking talking snakes from 8000BC.

Then I read "Where did Negroes Come From? One Mystery At a Time."

aaaahhh! Haaaa Haaaa Haaaa!

I can't believe how stupid people are. I swear, I need to figure out how to con these idiots out of their money. They somehow got people to donate 1 million dollars to these nuts looking for the talking snakes.

Side: poe's law

No, and there are more and more every day, taking comfort in God while times are rough.

Side: NOPE
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I really hope that this is a joke.

I am a true bible believing Christian but I am not a maniac. If your a chef you don't need to know how to cook everything, just some stuff.

Even though I believe in the bible I do not believe in some spins of the bible that crazy obsessed freaks of bible have come up with. So yes I am but that site is a poor example.

"Christians have the Talking Snake Theory, and Atheists have Evolution," says Creation Scientist, Dr. Jonathan Edwards. "Only one can be correct. Sadly, until us Creation Scientists can prove that snakes once had vocal cords, I expect that them silly old hell-bound evil-lutionists won't take us seriously"

You see that is stupid, I ( as a Christian ) have never even heard of the group of scientists or the Talking Snake Theory. Its a bs site that is ridiculously giving Christians a bad name.

Side: Yep

I found out that this site is a play on words and is meant to bring about humor. I'm sure this is directed to the extreme Christians.

Side: Yep