R2D2. What other robot can say so much with NO words?

Gotta love R2, just gotta!

Johnny 5 from Short Circuit. He had a laser gun, tank treads and told jokes...how can he not be?

Christian Bale from Equilibrium, Batman Begins, and American Psycho.

I believe I can either placate or disable Robot with this statement:

Johnny-5 cannot be the best robot because you, Robot K1, are the best robot; you are capable of discussing the merits of various robots and thus demonstrating superior logic and reasoning.

Either this will make it happy, or it will begin to see the paradox included within the statement. If he is the best robot, his conjecture that Johnny-5 is the best robot must either be true, making him inferior, or it will be false, making him incorrect and thus inferior. If he is inferior, he is fallible and thus can make mistakes, therefore he is not culpable for his earlier incorrect statement, making him once again the superior machine.

Let's see how it goes. If he ends up sayings "Does not compute" and spraying sparks, I'll pay for his funeral.

Cmon.....It's a tie!

Between:

Twiki from Buck Rodgers in the 25th Century

Biggie...biggie....biggie!!!

AND

V.I.N.C.E.N.T. from the Black Hole (with the programmed voice of Roddy MacDowall)

I am upset that interactive media are not included, as I for one support the rule of SHODAN. From both the written word and the interactive word comes AM, possibly the most psychotic machine-mind of all.

It occurs to me that these are both computers with control over distributed nodes, not traditional self-contained robots. In that case, I'll toss a vote to a classic robot, Gort. Klaatu barada nikto, Gort!

Just in case you need further evidence.