Bronto logic 101
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My Religion is very similar to Islam, but Islam is the most evil thing in the universe and my religion is perfect.
Muhammed took the opposite position to Jesus on almost everything.
I hate the far left. I don't care that Jesus is ultra far left.
"The one who is unwilling to work shall not eat."
2 Thessalonians 3:10
You're a Nazi if you're a socialist, you're not a nazi if you're a nazi.
You're a Nazi if you agree with Hitler on 90% + of his positions.
I hate Nazis. Now let me blindly assert that you support Farrakhan to discredit you in typical Nazi fashion.
I do hate Nazis. You can't condemn Farrakhan who openly loves Hitler and Nazis.
Socialism and Communism are when the government controls everything and the means of production are taken away from the working class...wait
Communism is when the government owns everything, and has no obligation to give a shit about the working populace.
If I am not man enough to make an honest living, I should be given money for spreading alt right propaganda on the internet.
Nobody should give me money. Give it to nom. He's starving from his lack of basic survival skills.
We must defend our right to murder people with hot lead.
We must defend our right to defend ourselves because we live in reality.
My alt right propaganda sources said college should not be free.
Common sense says college shouldn't be free. If you want free college, join the military.
Rich people should be able to buy IQ points while the serfs rely on biology and environment to make theirs.
Most rich people started out poor or middle class.
I believe in objective subjective things.
I'm religious, but I think I have the right to call justice and fairness a delusional pipe dream.
Progressive regressivism is anything but just or fair.
I believe in a magic place in the sky where there are no problems and everyone is always happy worshiping the good lord for eternity, but a society where the masses are not ruled and exploited by a tiny minority is an insane utopian fantasy.
I theorize a creationist theory that can't hurt you. Communism kills people here today in this life. You theorize something in this life that is a deadly fairytale.
A man who arduously strove through mountains of academia to produce extensive economic theories and critiques is lazy, people who sit on their ass collecting profits from other people's work are pioneers.
A man who was supported by an adult. Most CEOs are anything but lazy. A lazy CEO would go bankrupt. Most Actors and sports players make more than CEOs. Liberals support it.
All Jews are good people.
Bernie Sanders and Chuck Schumer are evil Alinskyites wearing fake masks.
I'm not Hitler, you're Hitler because you called me Hitler.
You are the opposite of Hitler which makes you Hitler.
You agree with Hitler on Socialism, Islam, Palestinians vs Jews, burning churches, identity politics, muzzling of free speech, and targeting political opposition with violence.
Anyone who disagrees with my upside down, narcissistic worldview is going to burn in a lake of fire.
Never mentioned said lake.
Religion is the problem, except Islam.
I hate the far right. I don't care that Islam is ultra far right.
You're a Nazi. I don't care if you and Hitler disagree on basically everything.
I hate Nazis. Farrakhan says he loves Hitler? Oh well...um...yeah... you're a Nazi...oh and you're a Jew! You're a Jewish Nazi!
Socialism and Communism may have destroyed many countries, but I want to try it. Why? Marx told me it would work.
Muslims would never attack the World Trade Centers, so 9/11 must be a far right conspiracy. Muslims attacked the World Trade Centers in 1993 during a liberal's Presidency? Naziiiiiiiiiiii!
Trashing Islam is bigotry. Christianity is a mental illness.
If I am not man enough to make a good living, you should help me out with some extra coin.
Nazis are everywhere. Take my guns. I'll fight them with feelings.
My Marxist professors said college should be free. Why do they keep jacking up the price then? Nazi! Naziiiiiiiiii!
I don't believe in objective morality, but will claim my opponents are immoral, based on, no one knows what.
I'm not religious, but one day there will be a unicorn utopia because prophet Marx said so.
A man who never labored is the omnipotent authority on labor.
I'm not a Nazi, but I trash Jews and love those who hate Jews.
I agree with Hitler on 99% of his positions, but I'm not like Hitler, you are. You agree with Hitler on nothing? You are definately? A Naziiiiiiiiiiiiii!
No woman will touch me, but it is definately you who is a nutcase.
Anyone who disagrees with my upside down, narcissistic worldview is a Nazi, Nazi, Nazi, just because.