THE REMOTE CONTROL:

Female Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying. ;)

FREEZER BAGS:

They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. ;)

WEB PAGES:

Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on. ;)

TIRES:

Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated. ;)

TRAINS:

Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people. ;)

HAMMERS:

Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around. ;)

PHOTOCOPIERS:

These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons. :)

HOT AIR BALLOONS:

Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt. ;)

SPONGES:

These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. ;)

EGG TIMERS:

Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom. ;)

It's always she.

Especially when referring to a vehicle like car or a boat.

Other than relating these words to male or female in the English language, many languages have a masculine or feminine "the" that is associated with each noun. For example, in Spanish "la" denotes a feminine word (like "la mujer" is woman) and "el" denotes a masculine word (like "el hombre" is man). Also, many nouns in English are feminine by default. i.e. "Look at my new boat! Isn't she a beauty?"

well u see non living things do not have a gender....the way we use it...it is just done to refer them......

there is one old language SANSKRIT in India in this language there r three genders ,ie,male ,female and genderless

thus these objects r genderless but r given gender for reference only....for eg ....moon is said as she,countries r referred as she etc etc