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Yes, declare independance Nah..You wanna go curling, ay?
Debate Score:69
Arguments:51
Total Votes:76
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 Yes, declare independance (26)
 
 Nah..You wanna go curling, ay? (25)

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Canada: Queen Elizabeth's bitch

 

Two hundred years ago the English conquered French Canada by force of arms, and sadly, they've been England's bitch ever since.

Up until 1982 Canada and it's citizens literally belonged to the royal crown. Before that date the queen and British parliament had final say on all affairs within Canada's border. Even today the queen is their symbolic leader and her image is printed on all Canadian currency.

I find it sad that poor Canada never did grow a pair and declare full independence for themselves. It must be embarrassing to give up all sovereignty and national pride to some crusty old lady on the other side of the planet.

Still today, 200 years after the conquest, French-Canadian functionaries of the government of Quebec and the government of Ottawa must swear allegiance to the Queen of England if they want to obtain employment.

The employees of Radio Canada or the National Film Board must swear allegiance to the Queen of England.

All members of the armed forces must swear allegiance to the Queen of England

So what's it going to be Canada? Are you always going to be the queen's polite little slaves? Don't you think it's time to take a break from all the curling and hockey and drinking Molsen and finally write your declaration of independence? Don't you think it's time to put on the big boy pants and be a nation of your own? 

Yes, declare independance

Side Score: 39
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Nah..You wanna go curling, ay?

Side Score: 30
2 points

Wouldn't you rather have one of Canada's national heroes on your currency?

That could be Wayne Gretzky on your $20 :)

Side: Yes, declare independance
Axmeister(4322) Disputed
1 point

Ha, you can talk, America's currency has halfbuilt pyramids and floating eyes.

Side: Nah..You wanna go curling, ay?
judas(295) Disputed
2 points

At least we know we aren't descendant from a bunch of pussies :) It is our choice what we put on our currency. Our currency shows our founding fathers and not some other country's leaders that we are still subject to.

I will talk, and I shall be proud of my nation's revolution against the queen.

Side: Yes, declare independance
1 point

Canada needs to stop being their bitch and kick ass, but that will never happen.

Side: Yes, declare independance
Axmeister(4322) Disputed
1 point

Pah, coming from an American. Your country has never won a single war on its own.

Side: Nah..You wanna go curling, ay?
Cuaroc(8829) Disputed
2 points

Pah, coming from an American. Your country has never won a single war on its own.

So? That just means America is just more friendly to other countries the n Britain.

Side: Yes, declare independance
Sitara(11080) Disputed
1 point

You misjudge me. I am angry at my government too. Not all Americans are fascist dickheads with god complexes. I am a liberal sir, so I support freedom for all people. All countries have their good points and their bad points.

Side: Yes, declare independance
1 point

This is coming from an American...

America revolted for no justifiable reason, Canada has no reason to revolt. It would only lead to shallow arguments.

Anyway, America's just spiteful they didn't get to join the Commonwealth club.

Side: Nah..You wanna go curling, ay?
judas(295) Disputed
2 points

America revolted for no justifiable reason, Canada has no reason to revolt.

So you are down with tyranny then? Taxation without representation is alright with you? The royal bloodline is superior to our shitty peasant families and we're so retarded we need kings and queens to rule us?

Are you serious? You think a tyrannical, totalitarian, monarchy is preferable to representative democracy? Really?

Side: Yes, declare independance
Axmeister(4322) Disputed
0 points

"So you are down with tyranny then?"

What tyranny?

"Taxation without representation is alright with you?"

If the American colonies were taxed, it was to fund a war you started.

"The royal bloodline is superior to our shitty peasant families and we're so retarded we need kings and queens to rule us?"

And the difference between a Monarch and your President is?

"Are you serious? You think a tyrannical, totalitarian, monarchy is preferable to representative democracy? Really?"

The British Monarchy wasn't tyrannical nor was it totalitarian. And you "representative democracy" had all the royalist conservatives ejected from the country, who then moved to Canada. Hence, Canada's sensibility and loyalty to the Monarchy.

Side: Nah..You wanna go curling, ay?
Sitara(11080) Disputed
1 point

Are you fucking kidding me?! America had every right to resist tyranny!

Side: Yes, declare independance
Axmeister(4322) Disputed
1 point

It wasn't tyranny, if there was any tyranny at all it only happened after the war of independence and was caused by the rebels themselves.

Side: Nah..You wanna go curling, ay?