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Debate Score:22
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Total Votes:23
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Chasing Fat Kids

Kids are fat. http://kidshealth.org/parent/general/body/overweight_obesity.html

When I was a kid, I knew like 1 fat kid, now almost every kid is fat.

That 1 fat kid was tortured mercilessly until he stopped being fat, or became very very funny (hence why fat people are usually funny according to me)

But soon they're gonna be the majority.

Before that happens action must be taken. I say that whenever someone sees a fat kid, they should be allowed to chase them around the block a few times with a stick,

maybe tie an old rubber tire to their back first just for fun.

Not only would that help childhood obesity,

but it would also be absolutely hilarious.

Yea

Side Score: 12
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Nay

Side Score: 10

Well, hell...just sit outside of Wal-Mart for a day and you'll see all the fat kids you'll ever need to see. Go ahead chase the fat kid then look behind you, 'cause the fat mother will be chasing you, lol!

Side: yea
wolfbite(432) Disputed
4 points

Seeing as the mother is fat I don't think you would have to worry about her catching you :P.

But at least in this case it is good for both the fat kid and the fat mother.

Side: yea
3 points

I'm not saying if you see a fat kid, you have to chase them,

just that you should have the option, you know, if you're bored or something.

Side: yea
3 points

Sounds like a good idea, too bad the fat people would probably view it as a hate crime and bring up a lawsuit.

Though I would feel somewhat bad for them, seeing how my state government is now taxing things like soda because of fat people I don't mind them being chased.

Side: yea
1 point

I remember in the movie Zombieland. The "fatties" were the first to go. It was quiet amusing watching the zombie chase the fat guy across the football field.

Side: ZOMBIELAND

it is so fun to watch them run after me and cant catch me. and there fat moves around alot and it is funny as h311

Side: yea
2 points

I'd prefer a "steal food from fat people" plan, in which if you see a fat person eating something unhealthy, you are entitled to steal it for your own so long as you can outrun them.

Side: nay
0 points

I support Spoonerism! Though probably only in jest. At least then we'd have fast fat people?

Side: nay
1 point

Nah man fat and fast can't be used in the same description haha, but yes this law should be enacted ASAP

Side: nay
2 points

I have a better idea. Get a fishing pole, put a doughnut on the end of the line, put the doughnut in a public place, and when a fat kid sees it and walks up to it, start reeling. It should work every time.

Side: nay