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Chuck Norris God
Debate Score:68
Arguments:28
Total Votes:84
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 God will win (9)
 
 God (8)
 
 too many chuck norris jokes (7)

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Chuck Norris or God

fight to the death... who wins?

Chuck Norris

Side Score: 36
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God

Side Score: 32
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4 points

When Chuck Norris goes swimming, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet... the water gets Chuck Norris.

493 days ago
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When Chuck Norris does push ups, he pushes the world down. So since he is able to go against one of G-d's creations, then Chuck Norris would surely be a good match.

492 days ago
- AfiqAnwar(6) Disputed
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You have no proof that Chuck Norris can do that. May Chuck Norris push you to a deep trench. That is possible.

61 days ago | Tagged As: God
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Chuck can beat up all of your imaginary friends.

488 days ago | Tagged As: Reality
- AfiqAnwar(6) Disputed
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You cannot beat up imaginary people. They are based on the concept of thought. They don't exist in real life as matter.

61 days ago | Tagged As: God
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Chuck Norris can fun so fast he can run around the world and hit himself in the back of the head!

184 days ago | Tagged As: Chuck Norris
- AfiqAnwar(6) Disputed
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I'm sure he'll have fun. Sod can put Chuck in Jail, trip him or put him in a Black Hole.

61 days ago | Tagged As: God
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If there is a God, then he'll win. Unless Chuck Norris is God. In which case, God will still win.

492 days ago | Tagged As: God will win
- altarion(1824) Disputed
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Chuck Norris isn't G-d himself, but he is A G-d. I mean, only a G-d can have this be true: They tried to carve Chuck Norris's face onto Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't tough enough for his beard.

492 days ago
- waaykuul(314) Supported
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Darn. I both love and hate Chuck Norris jokes at the same time. xD

492 days ago | Tagged As: too many chuck norris jokes
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Chuck Norris and God fought to the death once before. It was called the big bang.

492 days ago
- altarion(1824) Supported
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Damn. That is just too good of an argument to rebuttle! You score!

492 days ago
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Since G-d is not a person He can not live nor die so there would be no way for Chuck Norris to kill him.

324 days ago | Tagged As: God
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God is all powerful and created Chuck Norris, even if Chuck Norris is awesome.

218 days ago | Tagged As: God
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Wow...I really can't believe we're having this discussion. I think God gave Chuck the gift of Chuck. So...there you have it. God wins!

491 days ago | Tagged As: God will win
- joecavalry(8879) Supported
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God would zap Chuck's ass from here to kingdom come.

491 days ago
- altarion(1824) Disputed
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No way! Chuck's muscles are much too big and his beard is HEAVY! G-d wouldn't even be able to move him and inch! [x

488 days ago
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