Debate Info

install flash for graphs
Chuck Norris God
Debate Score:68
Arguments:28
Total Votes:84
Show More Stats

Argument Tags

side graph
 
 God will win (9)
 
 God (8)
 
 too many chuck norris jokes (7)

Debate Creator

Unique(6) pic



Chuck Norris or God

fight to the death... who wins?

Chuck Norris

Side Score: 36
VS.

God

Side Score: 32
Vote Up Vote Down
4 points

When Chuck Norris goes swimming, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet... the water gets Chuck Norris.

611 days ago
Vote Up Vote Down
3 points

When Chuck Norris does push ups, he pushes the world down. So since he is able to go against one of G-d's creations, then Chuck Norris would surely be a good match.

610 days ago
Vote Up Vote Down
4 points

Chuck Norris isn't G-d himself, but he is A G-d. I mean, only a G-d can have this be true: They tried to carve Chuck Norris's face onto Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't tough enough for his beard.

610 days ago
Vote Up Vote Down
5 points

Darn. I both love and hate Chuck Norris jokes at the same time. xD

610 days ago | Tagged As: too many chuck norris jokes
Vote Up Vote Down
1 point  

No way! Chuck's muscles are much too big and his beard is HEAVY! G-d wouldn't even be able to move him and inch! [x

606 days ago
Vote Up Vote Down
0 points

Chuck can beat up all of your imaginary friends.

606 days ago | Tagged As: Reality
Vote Up Vote Down
2 points

But a woodchuck can't even chuck wood. And G-d isn't sposed ta mess with the natural order of things so he wouldn't create a woodchuck to could chuck Chuck.

606 days ago
Vote Up Vote Down
2 points

That isn't true. If he could, why didn't he prevent the holocost? Why doesn't he destroy china? If he is able to mess with whatever he wants, then why do we have so much suffering in the world? And why would he create a woodchuck that could chuck Chuck instead of helping to solve some of the more important issues in life? Or is what's important to us not so important to he?

604 days ago
Vote Up Vote Down
2 points

If life after death is so great the G-d Almighty is willing to let us burn ALIVE in ovens by the masses then I can't wait to get their! (and I sincerely hope you realize the sarcasm in that sentance) but for realz; I think that instead of focussing on hurting other people in this world and living luxery in a world we mortals know nothing about, we should focus more on making a utopia on earth. It's pointless to think that if you suicide bomb someone or you nuke another country you are going to have 40 virgins in the next life (but then again they never say if they are female virgins. . . [; ) but my point is, if G-d could interfere with the way this world brings about in evolution and other things, he would have shown it by now, so I doubt that he'd show us it by making a woodchuck that chucks Chuck. [;

604 days ago | Tagged As: too many chuck norris jokes
Vote Up Vote Down
2 points

I don't believe in hell either, I'm just saying that proof during the holocost that G-d doesn't interfere with human affairs so he wouldn't create a woodchuck that could chuck Chuck Norris. So Chuck wins!

603 days ago

OK, you win ;)

602 days ago
Vote Up Vote Down
1 point  

Lol! A-w-e-s-o-m-e! [;

602 days ago
Vote Up Vote Down
0 points

Chuck Norris can fun so fast he can run around the world and hit himself in the back of the head!

301 days ago | Tagged As: Chuck Norris
Vote Up Vote Down
5 points

If there is a God, then he'll win. Unless Chuck Norris is God. In which case, God will still win.

610 days ago | Tagged As: God will win
Vote Up Vote Down
2 points

Chuck Norris and God fought to the death once before. It was called the big bang.

610 days ago
Vote Up Vote Down
3 points

Damn. That is just too good of an argument to rebuttle! You score!

610 days ago
Vote Up Vote Down
1 point  

Wow...I really can't believe we're having this discussion. I think God gave Chuck the gift of Chuck. So...there you have it. God wins!

609 days ago | Tagged As: God will win

God would zap Chuck's ass from here to kingdom come.

609 days ago

All God has to do is create a woodchuck that could chuck wood and chuck Chuck at the same time. Then people would be asking, "How much Chuck could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Chuck?"

606 days ago | Tagged As: God will win
Vote Up Vote Down
1 point  

What? God doesn't follow Star Trek's Prime Directive. He made everything; He can mess with it as much as he wants.

604 days ago
Vote Up Vote Down
1 point  

Maybe he's teaching us a lesson. How to take care of ourselves and make wise choices and accept responsibility for our actions, etc. You know, tough love! He doesn't want to spoil us. Besides, maybe death is so good that once you die you forget about all the pain and start enjoying the good stuff. Kinda like bringing kids into this world.

604 days ago

I don't believe in hell.

When you have kids, you'll understand about letting them make their own choices, their own mistakes.

604 days ago
Vote Up Vote Down
2 points

Since G-d is not a person He can not live nor die so there would be no way for Chuck Norris to kill him.

442 days ago | Tagged As: God
Vote Up Vote Down
2 points

God is all powerful and created Chuck Norris, even if Chuck Norris is awesome.

335 days ago | Tagged As: God
Vote Up Vote Down
1 point  

God can make Chuck Norris Suffer in Hell, remove his intestines, tear off his beard, and make him wimpy, in any way God wants to.

178 days ago | Tagged As: God
Vote Up Vote Down
1 point  

You cannot beat up imaginary people. They are based on the concept of thought. They don't exist in real life as matter.

178 days ago | Tagged As: God
Vote Up Vote Down
1 point  

I'm sure he'll have fun. Sod can put Chuck in Jail, trip him or put him in a Black Hole.

178 days ago | Tagged As: God
Vote Up Vote Down
1 point  

You have no proof that Chuck Norris can do that. May Chuck Norris push you to a deep trench. That is possible.

178 days ago | Tagged As: God
Popular Debates: Most despicable non-war crime. Abortion George W. Bush is my cousin. (SERIOUSLY!!!)


bottomAd


About CreateDebate
The CreateDebate Blog
Take a Tour
Help/FAQ
Newsletter Archive
Sharing Tools
Invite Your Friends
Bookmarklets
Partner Buttons
RSS & XML Feeds
Reach Out
Advertise
Contact Us
Report Abuse
Twitter
Basic Stuff
User Agreement
Privacy Policy
Sitemap
Creative Commons



©2010 CreateDebate, LLC All Rights Reserved. User content, unless source quoted, licensed under a Creative Commons License.