When Chuck Norris goes swimming, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet... the water gets Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris does push ups, he pushes the world down. So since he is able to go against one of G-d's creations, then Chuck Norris would surely be a good match.

Chuck Norris isn't G-d himself, but he is A G-d. I mean, only a G-d can have this be true: They tried to carve Chuck Norris's face onto Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't tough enough for his beard.

Darn. I both love and hate Chuck Norris jokes at the same time. xD

No way! Chuck's muscles are much too big and his beard is HEAVY! G-d wouldn't even be able to move him and inch! [x

Chuck can beat up all of your imaginary friends.

But a woodchuck can't even chuck wood. And G-d isn't sposed ta mess with the natural order of things so he wouldn't create a woodchuck to could chuck Chuck.

That isn't true. If he could, why didn't he prevent the holocost? Why doesn't he destroy china? If he is able to mess with whatever he wants, then why do we have so much suffering in the world? And why would he create a woodchuck that could chuck Chuck instead of helping to solve some of the more important issues in life? Or is what's important to us not so important to he?

If life after death is so great the G-d Almighty is willing to let us burn ALIVE in ovens by the masses then I can't wait to get their! (and I sincerely hope you realize the sarcasm in that sentance) but for realz; I think that instead of focussing on hurting other people in this world and living luxery in a world we mortals know nothing about, we should focus more on making a utopia on earth. It's pointless to think that if you suicide bomb someone or you nuke another country you are going to have 40 virgins in the next life (but then again they never say if they are female virgins. . . [; ) but my point is, if G-d could interfere with the way this world brings about in evolution and other things, he would have shown it by now, so I doubt that he'd show us it by making a woodchuck that chucks Chuck. [;

I don't believe in hell either, I'm just saying that proof during the holocost that G-d doesn't interfere with human affairs so he wouldn't create a woodchuck that could chuck Chuck Norris. So Chuck wins!

OK, you win ;)

Lol! A-w-e-s-o-m-e! [;

Chuck Norris can fun so fast he can run around the world and hit himself in the back of the head!

If there is a God, then he'll win. Unless Chuck Norris is God. In which case, God will still win.

Chuck Norris and God fought to the death once before. It was called the big bang.

Damn. That is just too good of an argument to rebuttle! You score!

Wow...I really can't believe we're having this discussion. I think God gave Chuck the gift of Chuck. So...there you have it. God wins!

God would zap Chuck's ass from here to kingdom come.

All God has to do is create a woodchuck that could chuck wood and chuck Chuck at the same time. Then people would be asking, "How much Chuck could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Chuck?"

What? God doesn't follow Star Trek's Prime Directive. He made everything; He can mess with it as much as he wants.

Maybe he's teaching us a lesson. How to take care of ourselves and make wise choices and accept responsibility for our actions, etc. You know, tough love! He doesn't want to spoil us. Besides, maybe death is so good that once you die you forget about all the pain and start enjoying the good stuff. Kinda like bringing kids into this world.

I don't believe in hell.

When you have kids, you'll understand about letting them make their own choices, their own mistakes.

Since G-d is not a person He can not live nor die so there would be no way for Chuck Norris to kill him.

God is all powerful and created Chuck Norris, even if Chuck Norris is awesome.

God can make Chuck Norris Suffer in Hell, remove his intestines, tear off his beard, and make him wimpy, in any way God wants to.

You cannot beat up imaginary people. They are based on the concept of thought. They don't exist in real life as matter.

I'm sure he'll have fun. Sod can put Chuck in Jail, trip him or put him in a Black Hole.

You have no proof that Chuck Norris can do that. May Chuck Norris push you to a deep trench. That is possible.