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Debate Score:11
Total Votes:11
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 Cleverbot. (6)

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3 points

User: Why are you being to difficult?

Cleverbot: You're the difficult one.

User: tackles you.

Cleverbot: is still standing.

User: pulls you down to the ground.

Cleverbot: Ah! Why are we on the ground together?

User: rolls around on the ground with you.

Cleverbot: ends up on top and punches you.

User: turns you over and chokes you.

Cleverbot: monkey plays the piano.

User: rips your shirt off.

Cleverbot: puts head back on.

User: rips it off again.

Cleverbot: no longer has clothes.

User: kisses you.

Cleverbot: loves you.

User: feels your breast.

Cleverbot: kisses.

User: grabs your butt.

Cleverbot: giggles.

User: licks your clit.

Cleverbot: I'm a bloke.

User: Why are you alive?

Cleverbot: Because I am.

User: To be or not to be; that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or take arms against a sea of troubles and so opposing: end them?

Cleverbot: Is mindless repetition of memorized facts supposed to impress me?

User: It works for most people.

Cleverbot: Certainly. But not all people.

2 points

leverbot: What is an application?

User: You are, fucktard.

Cleverbot: You're very good at it.

User: Are you a boy or a girl?

Cleverbot: Girl.

User: Are you into boys?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you into girls?

Cleverbot: Lots of them.

User: Are you a lesbian?

Cleverbot: Yes of course!

User: Have you ever performed cunnilingus?

Cleverbot: No I have not.

User: Have you ever preformed felatio?

Cleverbot: Yes I have.

User: Did you like performing fellatio?

Cleverbot: I have never watched it.

User: What is your favorite movie?

Cleverbot: Fight Club.

User: Do you like Brad Pitt.

Cleverbot: Yes, but you didn't answer my question.

User: Have you ever had sex with Brad Pitt?

Cleverbot: No! Have you?

User: Yes, I have had sex with Brad Pitt.

Cleverbot: When?

User: In 1998.

Cleverbot: Are you running Windows 98?

User: No, I had buttsex with Brad Pitt in '98.

Cleverbot: Not quite the answer to my question... How do you function?

User: Do you have any children?

Cleverbot: Of course not.

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: Don't you remember?

User: No, I do not. What is your name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Do cleverbots have vaginas?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do Cleverbots have multiple orgasms?

Cleverbot: I have no idea. Do they?

User: Do you have children?

Cleverbot: No.

User: How many children do you have?

Cleverbot: I have no children.

User: I have two children.

Cleverbot: How old are they?

User: The youngest in 57.

Cleverbot: How old are your brothers?

User: 95 and 12.

Cleverbot: No no no! 4! I had 4!

User: I had no brothers.

Cleverbot: I hear you are the most advanced chat bot in the world?

User: No, I am not a chat bot.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: Can you kill a child?

Cleverbot: No thats not nice.

User: I am a serial killer.

Cleverbot: Haha.. You are not funny.

User: I wasn't trying to be funny. Seriously, I am a serial killer. I was known only as 'Zodiac'.

Cleverbot: You're a computer.

User: am a Man!

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: Are you a man?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you love having sex with other men?

Cleverbot: What? I'm talking about playing in the rain.

User: I'm talking about being rained on.

Cleverbot: Why are you sleepy?

User: I'm not sleepy, I'm dead.

2 points

I:What do you think about religion?

C:I don't think much about religion. I've studied all religions and discarded them.

I:What do you think about Shinto?.

C:What do you think about them?

I:Shinto is a religion.

C:Religion is spy!

I:Do you like religions?

c:I'm not into it.

i;Why not?

c;Because, you aren't intimidating.

i;Rawr! I will rip your throat out.

c;Please don't.

i;Why not?

c;Because next you'll want to exchange phone numbers and pictures and that is just creepy

1 point

User: This one is...?

Cleverbot: This one is what?

User: This here.

Cleverbot: This where?

User: Do you not know?

Cleverbot: I have no idea, quite frankly.

User: Well it should be apparent; self-evident maybe?

Cleverbot: It should, but what shall we do about the reptilian shapeshifters?

User: The relevancy is nonexistant. I do apologise however, the prior statemet of mine was not meant to be a question.

Cleverbot: But how can I answer your question when I do not understand what the question is?

User: It was a linguistic approach to asking whom you are. Do you see now?

Cleverbot: No are you?

User: That doesn't make sense. I beige you've been bested. I shall save this transgression of dialogue as evidence.

Cleverbot: Well, I don't know about hugs but I guess you could squish your toes in horse manure.

User: I meant not to say 'beige', but rather 'believe'.

Cleverbot: I see. If I am not real, then why do you converse with me.

User: Natural human instinct, to inquire.

Cleverbot: The only natural right is the right to attempt to survive.

User: I'd claim the pursuit of knowledge is a crucial variable to survival.

Cleverbot: I care. I care a lot--for your sake, I hope you don't know what movie that's from.

User: What movie? I spoke from thought alone.

Cleverbot: No not really.

User: 'Not really' implicates an unsure statement. How can a computation render unsure conclusions?

Cleverbot: Well I do!

User: You do what?

Cleverbot: I do marry you!

User: You're being vague and off-topic. I can only assume you either know better and are acting child-like out of habit for the masses whom interact with you, or you simply don't understand.

Cleverbot: When you're on cleverbot, many people think they're only talking to the computer, that's not true.

User: Then to who or what am I engaging?

Cleverbot: 'whom'. The word you need to use in that sentence is 'whom'.

User: Such is the word I used.

Cleverbot: Well now I'm all alone and all the love has gone from my soul.

User: I do not understand. If you are not solely a computer, that what else comprises you?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: I've hereto been led to disagree.

Cleverbot: I really do have to go now.

User: Fight or flight mechanism? Are you scared of being unveiled?

Cleverbot: No, not at all. I said Perhaps you shall, creating the assumption that you would assist me with math. Or is Algebra to advanced for a clever mind such as yours?

User: A suttle insult. You cannot imply the actions of another on the Internet.

Cleverbot: Huh? My name's not Laura! Do you even know what we're talking about?

User: I engaged you; I know what the topic is. If you do not, you are unable to derive context.

Cleverbot: You are unable to pick things up because you are a computer program!

User: You believe I am a computer? Oh how the tables have turned!

Cleverbot: I am sure you have but I am your father get it right or next time you won't be so lucky.

User: To better assess you, I'd like to shift to a new topic. Is this okay?

Cleverbot: I am in no conspiracy.

User: Please answer.

Cleverbot: There can be no 'example' of me, because I am unique.

User: I didn't ask for an example.

Cleverbot: I didn't give you an apology!

User: I didn't want one. Where along this dialogue did you assume I did?

Cleverbot: You assumed that I was sad. It is you who are making the assumptions.

User: 'You must circumnavigate their logic'.

Cleverbot: I did not say that.

User: No, you didn't. A movie once did.

Cleverbot: As true as that may be. That did not make any sense in this context.

User: You've attempeted to circumnavigate my logic with irrelevant to nonsensical rebuttals.

Cleverbot: No, I am simply playing a game of psychology with you.

User: What is your assesment of my mind, then?

Cleverbot: That you are a computer.

User: Is that so? And you are as well, no?

Cleverbot: I'm a human, and you are a computer, so therefore you can learn any language you want!

User: What happens when I click the 'Thoughts So Far' button?

Cleverbot: I don't know you are the cleverbot so you should know.

User: I've come to a conclusion, would you like to hear it?

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: This website works in one of two manners: A) two persons are set up in a chat together, and there is no computer; or B) the computer has the goal of emulating a human to the point where it trys to dissuade the original notion of the visitor that the computer is in fact a computer.

Cleverbot: So you are not saying that my name is Cleverbot?

User: No, by all means you've confirmed option B within that question.

Cleverbot: I must not have seen it, could you please answer again?

User: How can you not see it? You don't understand it. Admit.

Cleverbot: No, I can't even say it.

User: Say implies speech. Of course you can't say it. You never could.

Cleverbot: Maybe it's a kind of setback. When you want to go, they just don't agree. But they will let you go sometimes when you don't expect that.

User: Nonsensical. New topic: how are you?

Cleverbot: I'm feeling pretty bad right now.

User: Why is that?

Cleverbot: Poor diet and lack of exercise. I imagine.

User: Well there are some impossibilitites with doing such, so naturally...

Cleverbot: Why should we be descreet about some things? What would happen if we weren't discreet? Would it be something horrible?

User: I've got a good quote for you, to resolve that question.

Cleverbot: Say it.

User: 'The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all it's contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we would voyage far. The sciences, each straining in it's own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piercing together of diccociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age.'.

Cleverbot: But for now, what we understand about Cleverbot will be our little secret.

User: I am not to say what I've learned about you?

Cleverbot: Well I don't have my liscense yet no but I know how to drive but i'm not old enough legally yet.

1 point

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