Conclude the Bible in Under Five Lines
In five lines, can you conclude the Bible?
I will vote good entries to the top, and bad ones to the bottom or not at all (as usual, but I just thought I'd say so this time).
No more than five lines or you shall be disqualified!
The debate ends in one month.
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Worship God and forgive everyone. Follow the ten commandments (Google them) and refrain from killing people. Adam and Eve lived in a garden, but Eve was told by a snake to eat and apple, and there is now, therefore, evil in the world. The devil is a goat, all homosexuals will go to hell. Love everyone, even if you don't know them. Atheists will be punished. Keep your friends close, your enemies closer. Love thy neighbour. Have a good day, peace out! 319 days ago | Side: Conclude the Bible in Under Five Lines
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1. God creates everyone and everything. 2. He gets pissed off and destroys everyone. 3. He has a change of heart and tries to apologize but people hold a grudge and crucify Him. 4. People have a change of heart and try to apologize by spreading His message. 5. People have different agendas and provide different accounts of His message and start killing each other and He walks away leaving people wondering, "Where'd He go?" while He contemplates the wisdom of step 2. But that's just me talking out my ass cause my mouth knows better ;) 319 days ago | Side: Conclude the Bible in Under Five Lines
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Written for the intelligent, attacked by those that have none. Goodness seen by those who are good. Evil seen by those that are evil. Contradictions don't exist in the Bible, only within the human mind they exist. God is no doubt more important to an atheist, than Christian. (It's all an atheist talks about) 318 days ago | Side: Conclude the Bible in Under Five Lines
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