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Crap Barf
Debate Score:11
Arguments:10
Total Votes:11
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Crap vs. Barf

Would you rather a) defecate continuously from your rectum or b) vomit continuously from your mouth, for the rest of your life?

Crap

Side Score: 8
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Barf

Side Score: 3
2 points

I often find crapping quite enjoyable,

plus when I throw up it always, always, always comes out of my nose as well, which is horrendous I assure you.

Side: Crap
1 point

I wonder which one would make you die faster. Anyone done a study on that yet? I'll go with the craps on this one. You can always keep replenishing yourself, but it's kinda hard to do that if your barfing all the time :)

Side: Crap
1 point

Though I wouldn't choose either I am more inclined to crap rather than barf. I just feel like my ass would go numb before my throat.

Side: Crap

I think I like crapping more than barfing so I'd go with crapping!

Side: Crap
1 point

like my bro 4514n_who_c4n_c0d3 says "shit probably because at least i could talk on phone sex lines"

Side: Crap
1 point

...Oh Jesus.

I'll go with crap, I'm sure barfing isn't good for you AT ALL. I could get skinnier than necessary but still. I'd rather keep pooping that barfing...

Or actually, would the continuous pooping be diarrhea? :U

Side: Crap

Defecation can be enjoyable, such as the emptiness felt once it is released. The releasing of vomitus, on the other hand, tastes awful and smells awful.

Side: Crap

Even though this debate is crap I wouldn't spend in minute barfing over it.

Side: Barf
1 point

Well since you are bound to die from one of them shortly after recieving such a terrible illness, I would choose barf as you would die very quickly without suffering to much.

Side: Barf
1 point

I wouldn't want to live doing either for the rest of my life constantly.

And constantly barfing would kill you faster, putting you out of your misery faster.

But in general crapping is better. It's just the constantly for the rest of your life thing. I would want to die.

Side: Barf