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Did Jesus have diarrhea?

What I mean to ask is.....since by all accounts  he assumed fuilly functional human form, it stands to reason he would then be susceptible to human physiological maladies. Such as the occasional bout of this drizzling shits from all that wine and fish and lousy hygeine.

Don't know about you Christians, but if I worshipped a God he would certainly be above such mundane things.

The idea of JC with shit dropping cant be comforting for you.

Did he ever get a boner?

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Yes, but since he is also a God he had the very worst diarrhea possible to have. Absolutely no one was better at having diarrhea. That's probably why he kept traveling from town to town so much. After you've wrecked the public outhouses it's time to get out of town.

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ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I gave you points for this!!

AlofRI(3294) Clarified
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Following your line of thought, he also must have had a superb "boner".

This is a disgusting form of comedy, some wont think it's at all funny but we see a lot of that in stand-up. As Voltaire once said: "God is a comedian playing to an audience to afraid to laugh."

Grugore(856) Banned
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Tell you what. You can ask Him... Right before He throws you into the Lake of Fire.

LadyLinkstar(415) Clarified
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Jesus sounds like an asshole .

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Nice!!

Two points for you!

Ssssscccchhhhwwwiiiiiiinnngg!!!!

SlapShot(2608) Disputed
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Since you not only have failed to address my topic but conmtinue in going off topic, I'm gonna go ahead and knock ya outta here.

Vamos, maricon.

foil7(346) Disputed
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What Lake of Fire? What Jesus? What God?

What Heaven? What Hell? What Faith?

What Love? What Yahweh? What Savior?

What Messiah? What Armaggedon? What Christianity?

God doesn't exist.

jonakilass(21) Disputed
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Do you think that Jesus has really existed? because if he has existed, it means that either he was crazy or everything he said is true. think about it.

In fact, if you were living where i am, the existence of God would be an evidence for you, since you will see the devil acting all the time around you. Witchcraft is a fact, it is not a myth. i don't know how it is where you come from, but where i am witchcraft is real and it is not hidden. So, if it is real, God is also real.

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Here here!!!!!!!!!!!!

Only the deluded believe!!!!!!!!

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Could not agree more!!

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Grugore(856) Disputed Banned
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You simply hope He doesn't exist. Keep hoping. Won't make one bit of difference. You'll stand before Him, one day. You will bow and admit that Jesus Christ is Lord. It is as certain as the next sunrise.

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WHAT...........................................................?

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St. Thomas Aquinas wrote in his Summa Theologica:

Christ assumed human defects in order to satisfy for the sin of human nature, and for this it was necessary for Him to have the fulness of knowledge and grace in His soul. Hence Christ ought to have assumed those defects which flow from the common sin of the whole nature, yet are not incompatible with the perfection of knowledge and grace. And thus it was not fitting for Him to assume all human defects or infirmities.

SlapShot(2608) Disputed
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Yeah yeah......

I read Summa too. Six years ago when I was in undergrad school.

So....I can safely tell you that...........

The argument your boy Aquinas makes is egregiously flawed.

Since he admits that us humans are physiologically wanting.

Flawed.

Imperfect.

Which begs the question........

Why would a perfect and compassionate and all knowing God subject his most prized creations to such limitations and maladies? In such a level that they almost always suffer from some sort of suffering at one time during their lives? Disease. Injury. Illness. Deformity. Pain. Deterioration. Even the most innocent and devout?

The answer of course is that there's no God at all. That we are cobbled together over time. Through a million years process of evolution. That is driven by the adaptation of those genetic mutations which prove beneficial for us in our given emvironmment.

Any first year medical student or anthropologist or biologist who looks at an x-ray or MRI or other type of medical imagery can easily see this fact.

The eons old process of evolution is especially apparent when looking at our brains, what with their spiralled nautilus shell configuration.

So thanks for providing a quote that supports all my claims and also displays many of the reasons I detest religious thought, and firmly believe none of its purveyors belong in discussions of a scientific nature.

Grugore(856) Disputed Banned
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He didn't subject us to anything. We did it to ourselves, by disobeying God. Don't you know anything? Rhetorical question, I know. But inquiring minds want to know.

EDIT: REGARDING YOUR LAST SENTENCE I'LL DEBATE YOU ON ANY SCIENTIFIC TOPIC YOU LIKE, AND I'LL WHOOP YOUR ASS.

foil7(346) Clarified
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Is God all-good? Is he all-knowing? No he isn't neither. And I will argue my point if you stupid idiots dispute this.

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what type a question is this really a question. what was the point of this

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I have to ask, did you actually hope to have any kind of intelligent discussion from this, covering the myriad potential philosophical and theological issues presented by the idea of a deity in mortal form, or are you simply an immature and insecure jackass who hopes to offend as many people as possible, in a vain attempt at validating his pathetic existence?

cballer(52) Disputed
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who are you talking to are you talking to me or are you talking to the person that made this

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Too many religious fanatics here! my answer from a MEDICAL perspective (and one day I am going to demonstrate this on a public demonstration by a reputable medical university, that the Master Yesheshwa (Jesus) DID in fact sustain among other symptoms diarrhoea.

Imagine yourself strung up and TIED (NOT nailed! that is a biophysical impossibility) to a cross about from 6 to 10 metres off the ground, constandly dangling with your body being hung in a most uncomfortable osition, fatigue, hunger (if he was fed at all) day and nihgt. For one thing, it is MEDICAL FACT that if a person does not eat after a few days diarrhoea WILL ensue! Worse is dehydration as I don't know whether the Roman Legions even offered him water.

Conclusion, as the Master Jesus was NOT a god, but a living humanbeing with all thebiochemical makeup etc. was a great humanitarian. He was the Grand Master of TWO organisations that were outside the scope of the Temple. One was the Nazarines, that was an ORDER, not a place! Two, he was also the Grand Master of the Essens and organisation that has still survived in many offshoots today such as the Rosicrucian Order, AMORC, a non-sectarian educational and cultural fraternity (open to all genders).

Thus he he and his organisation the Essenes had rendered financial and other assistance to those in need. This is why he was highly admired and revered.

He also studied mysticism and had travelled to the East, from Persia to India and even met up with a Vrajarana Buddhist Rimpoche from Tibet. They exchanged ideas and he indeed LEARNED many philosophical and mystical secrets that he himself used during his ministry, after taking his Great Initiation in the King's Chamber of the Great Pyramide of Cheopes (near today's Cairo.

Actually despite being in dire need of medical assistance (and suffering bad GI and other symptoms, he NEARLY died!

Hoas the Christian Canon does not state this as not much was known about this as measures to keep all this rescue effort secret from the Romans, himany of his members (Essenes) had carefully let him down from this cross, and placed him in a coffin with holes for air to breathe.

He was then during the wee hours of night during the winter months as there was at this time a major storm and heavy rain, that was also used as cover. There was the Essene Monastery on Mt. Carmel in today's Haifa, Israel, and he did make an excellent recovery after a wek or so, and led a normal life, closing his public ministry as it was just too dangerous with this Roman occupation, he just taught within the monastery until his NATURAL Transition (death) at 81 years of age. Thus he NEVER actually died on any cross, that was a diversionary tale to ward off the Romans. He almost did so, but he survived!

This even sustaining of many other symptoms, diarrhoea that must have ran down the cross to the base and onto the ground. He evdently had excellent stamina and constitution to have survived such an ordeal.

Now with constant medical observation so that nothing serious would happen to me, I am planning on formulating a small organisation of people as I wish to settle this question once and for all, as I shall about a week or two eat the commondiet he would have eaten, then be strung up upon a cross like the Romans used for prisoners, and I will be recorded on camera, and medically have my 'vitals' taken every three or so hours, and guaranteed, I WILL wind up experiencing diarrhoea (in clothing he supposedly wore himself on his cross) and I WILL without a doubt experience diarrhoea. I shall venture out to PROVE this!

excon(18261) Disputed
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Hello D:

In other words, Jesus had the shits.. Can you BE God if you have the shits?? I dunno why not.

excon