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It made Bud weiser. Wait..., what? No!
Debate Score:8
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Does beer make you smart?

WELL YA SEE, IT’S LIKE THIS… A HERD OF BUFFALO CAN ONLY MOVE AS FAST AS THE SLOWEST BUFFALO. AND WHEN THE HERD IS HUNTED, IT IS THE SLOWEST AND WEAKEST ONES AT THE BACK THAT ARE KILLED FIRST. THIS NATURAL SELECTION IS GOOD FOR THE HERD AS A WHOLE, BECAUSE THE GENERAL SPEED AND HEALTH OF THE WHOLE GROUP KEEPS IMPROVING BY THE REGULAR KILLING OF THE WEAKEST MEMBERS.IN MUCH THE SAME WAY, THE HUMAN BRAIN CAN ONLY OPERATE AS FAST AS THE SLOWEST BRAIN CELLS. EXCESSIVE INTAKE OF ALCOHOL, AS WE KNOW, KILLS BRAIN CELLS. BUT NATURALLY IT ATTACKS THE SLOWEST AND WEAKEST BRAIN CELLS FIRST. IN THIS WAY, REGULAR CONSUMPTION OF BEER ELIMINATES THE WEAKER BRAIN CELLS, MAKING THE BRAIN A FASTER AND MORE EFFICIENT MACHINE. THAT’S WHY YOU ALWAYS FEEL SMARTER AFTER A FEW BEERS.

It made Bud weiser.

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Wait..., what? No!

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Most days, I think people come here on CD after drinking a few beers ;)

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Most days, I think people come here on CD after drinking a few beers

I start with beer, but usually end up sucking an adrenal gland within an hour or two.

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And how's that working out for you ;)

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Budweiser is low class swill. I am too rich and greedy and capitalistically inclined to drink such sewage.

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Ever since the dawn of mankind, understanding the mind of a woman has always been men's greatest challenge, yet none have ever achieved this miracle, hence they created beer to maintain their sanity.

Beer makes you sane, not smart.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbpGkrViOcE&feature=youtu.be
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Could be, but, for ME it was Bourbon...……………..;-)

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