Yes it does. the act of ejaculation is very similar in appearance to the 'throwing' of white 'pearls' out of the end of the penis. Notice that the semen will many times land in little, round white globs resembling- you guessed it, pearls.

Here's some references to the semen/pearls analysis:

- Pearl Necklace: while recieving head the male withdraws his penis from the girls mouth and cum's across her neck, appearing like a pearl necklace. (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pearl-necklace)

- PEARLS: 1. excellent (crass) blobs or beads of sperm ejaculated on the chest of a sexual partner

2. (crass) blobs or beads of sperm ejaculated on the chest of a sexual partner

Dictionary source: Australian Slang More: English to English translation of PEARL (http://translation.babylon.com/english/PEARL/)

- The sacramental use of semen, both eaten and rubbed on the body "had a long tradition in Canaanite religion"(Allegro 1980) Erotic acts taking place at the Christian Agape ritual, (the Love-feast), and recorded to have originated from the fertility practices of Baal-Peor. This early tradition of erotic behavior at the Love-Feasts, indicates that...Such an idea would certainly throw a new light on ...Jesus' statement not to "cast your pearl's before swine. If you do they may trample them under their feet, and then turn and tear you to pieces"(Matthew 7:6). (http://www.freewebs.com/naturalmedical/ sacredsemen/)

You are accusing the Roman Catholic Church and its 1+ billion believers as being imbeciles. We are not imbeciles, thank you very much, here is the pertinent reference:

- Among the sins gravely contrary to chastity are masturbation...

HERE IS THE FULL ARGUMENT THAT MASTURBATION IS A SIN:

Many Jews and Christians of today may not be aware that both Judaism and Christianity condemn masturbation and continue to do so, even today. Indeed, Jesus Christ Himself commanded his followers not to throw their pearls (semen) before swine, a clearly symbolic exhortation not to 'spank the monkey' or 'beat the Bishop' and then ejaculate causing semen, namely pearls to be thrown around. The Catechism of the Catholic Church states the following:

By masturbation is to be understood the deliberate stimulation of the genital organs in order to derive sexual pleasure. "Both the Magisterium of the Church, in the course of a constant tradition, and the moral sense of the faithful have been in no doubt and have firmly maintained that masturbation is an intrinsically and gravely disordered action."

Catechism of the Roman Catholic Church

Among the sins gravely contrary to chastity are masturbation, fornication, pornography, and homosexual practices.

Catechism of the Roman Catholic Church

Thus, it should be quite clear that Christianity has no room for masturbation, either now or in the future. Keep in mind that the original definition of masturbation was 'self-abuse, self-defilement, and self-pollution.' All Christian believers need to remember that they are men, and not monkeys who don't know any better. The Age of Masturbation, in full tilt since the 1960s, is slowly, but surely coming to a close. The Bishop will not be beaten anymore.

Christianity isn't the only major, age-old religion to condemn masturbation. In fact, the Christian Church condemnation of masturbation reflects it Judaic origins. Back in ancient times, Jews were known to teach their children not the masturbate, something the Pagan children did all the time. Jewish mothers were known to scold their sons until they ceased the horrible, degrading act of masturbation. Here is the Jewish Talmud on masturbation:

R. Eleazar stated: 'Who are referred to in the Scriptural text, "Your hands are full of blood?" Those that commit masturbation with their hands.'

Niddah 13b

It was taught at the school of R. Ishmael, 'Thou shalt not commit adultery implies, "Thou shalt not practice masturbation either with hand or with foot."'

Niddah 13b

Indeed, the Jewish prohibition against masturbation is very old and quite strict. The same section of the Babylonian Talmud warns that God will not allow those who masturbate into His presence in the Kingdom of Heaven. The exact passage is as follows:

R. Ammi stated, 'He who excites himself by lustful thoughts will not be allowed to enter the division of the Holy One, blessed be He. For here it is written, "Was evil in the sight of the Lord," and elsewhere it is written, "For Thou art not a God that hath pleasure in wickedness; evil shall not sojourn with Thee."'

* Niddah 13b

In conclusion, two of the most formidable and authoritative documents throughout the Judeo-Christian are unanimous in their decision to condemn masturbation and consider it a grave sin. The Catechism of the Catholic Church (Christianity) specifically calls it a sin, while the Babylonian Talmud (Judaism) condemns the practice in the strongest terms. The future of the world is not more and more pornography and masturbation, it is less and most believers know this in their heart of hearts already.