Erections Don't Rape People, People Rape People
People Rape People
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Erections Rape People
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My erection got really drunk the other night and left the house without telling me. I was awoken in the small hours of the morning by a knock on the door. It was the police, who has just caught my erection raping a woman who was walking home from a nightclub. Side: Erections Rape People
Yeah... Try to keep it in your pants next time, in fact, use chains, and an unpickable lock, if you know what I mean... If that is too heavy to carry around then duct-tape should do the trick. I had a similar problem myself. Luckily I caught the bastard but unfortunately almost slammed it in half... with the door. Side: Erections Rape People
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