Exactly how big is the president's stick?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYxK4LFIDao
Very big, I promise.
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He has a little rice stick.
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Shhh. Remember, republicans have small penises and are very sensitive about this sort of thing. It's why they try to keep their women pregnant with all the anti-birth control and women's health stuff. You know, so their wives and girlfriends don't have time to get bored of their little dicks and have sex in more positions than missionary. Side: Very big, I promise.
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So this is what this debate has deteriorated to..., republicans with small penises and liberals with no balls.... reminds me of this joke: Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before take-off, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat. After take-off, the Marine kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I need to get up and get a Coke." "Don't get up," said the Marine. "I'm in the aisle seat. I'll get it for you." As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marine's right shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned with a Coke, the other Arab said, "That looks good. I'd really like one, too." Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone, the other Arab picked up the Marine's left shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. "Why does it have to be this way?" he asked. "How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in Cokes?" ;) Side: Very big, I promise.
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