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 Give us a limerick, dirty or otherwise. (16)

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Give us a limerick, dirty or otherwise.

Limericks; the only non-gay form of poetry.

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I went on the CreateDebate site,

looking for a logical word fight,

but found only fools,

And a couple troll tools,

now I log-on shitfaced at night.

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There was a young man from Nantucket,

Whose prick was so long he could suck it.

He said with a grin,

As he wiped off his chin.

If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it.

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Oh you said a limerick.

I had no idea what that was.

here yah go

I am hungry for knowledge and that's without a doubt

If i don't get enough I get pissed off and start to shout

Today is not the time to pray

You will always remain gay

You probably rub your bunghole with sour crout

1 point

Haiku's are pretty damn cool...

The cat is weary.

Ice cubes jangle in my glass

*The day is ending.

1 point

Haiku's are alright

The Glenlivet needs no ice

Kitten on fire

there once was a user on this site

who smoked blue dream every night

he sold LSD

and his wallet it pleased

because he could afford to smoke every night

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I'll give you the LSD / pleased rhyme; because if you've take LSD, then you might hear it as rhyming.

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I was once dating this chick

who happened to have a dick

it would have been fine

but it was bigger than mine

plus she insisted that I give it a lick.

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I once met a girl with a lot of class

like two ships in the night we did pass

tho it was only one night

I remember she was tight

because she wanted it in the ass.

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I once knew a girl named Judy

I loved her although she was moody

Her emotional swings were myriad

Cause she was always on her period

But I left her cause of her big booty.

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I once banged a chick named Suzy

that night of sex was a doozy

I don't think it was a crime

she was conscious the whole time

and the roofie only made her woozy

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Dick sucking, motherfucking, two balled bitch, with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick.

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Sitting in the park one day

I saw a young man who was gay

Not that he was happy

And neither was his pappy

I'm saying with other men he liked to lay.

Dancing in the club I once into this ugly slut

She had a nasty weave and a big ol jelly gut

to god i would pray

i tried to run away

But she pounced and crushed me with her butt

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While changing apartments I met a mover,

Throughout the day I began to groove her,

Tho her clit was so long,

That I believe it a schlong,

that Shem could suck like a Hoover.

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When my crotch began to itch

I had to reconsider my sitch'

I've bang many a hoe

So the culprit I don't know

But I caught it from some bitch.