God Hates Carbs
I think maybe it's time to take your medication? LOL But ya know, I tend to think that God could be rather fond of carbs. Ya gotta remember the whole Canna Wedding deal, and how his boy JC turned all that water into vino. Vino IS comprised of tons of sugar in the form of fructose, which are simple carbohydrates. JC also had a craving for figs. so much so that he lost his temper and went postal on an out-of-season fig tree for not producing. As you know, figs are fruit and so again we have a case of simple carbos. I am guessing that the Manna from Heaven that old Yahweh rained down continually from a cloud during the Exodus was full of both protein and carbs, so as to make sure his Wandering Jews had sufficient energy for their rigorous plight, as well as their Slaughtering of the Canaanites upon reaching the Promised Land. SS 1
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that's my point. Can we really know without talking to the damn Zombie? No, we can guess. but our Guesses are crap. I'd think that unless he outright said it, then the best we can do is the null or neutural. that's not to say that you can't make a case that Jesus was a Carboholic. but when it comes down to it, that's probably wrong too, as nobody was dying of obesity in that day and age. 1
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