Dude, God is in your pants!

srom imposter? I don't know a clue about srom imposters so you are confusing me.

Hey! I'm just some random dude! I don't know anyone's passwords! I just want to be me!

The heck, you are Srom!!!!!

thank you and not only do i not know his password but i also don't know his username

Well, when you think about it, God is the ultimate insecure egomaniac. He creates Man, and then sets up this Hell place as a torture-palace for those who don't worship Him. It's kinda perverted, really. Like the ultimate Saw sequel in 3-D...

Ah, the old "I didn't say what I said" trick

... but he does see you when you're naked and he's not happy about it

Gotta get up earlier in the morning than that to pull the wool over my eyes.

But whatever. This is more fun, so...

I never said he wants us to wear clothes because he doesn't

So god doesn't want us wearing clothes huh? ...

Creepy old unshaven bastard sitting up in heaven in is conveniently loose robe just hanging out, waiting for someone to get naked huh? ...

"Where does slushy hail come from mommy?"

"Slushy hail is when god is jerking off all over earth from under his robe honey"

What? Blasphemy! How dare you insinuate that I, your creator, am not God! That's it buddy, repent!

No, no, you can keep your clothes on... but as for Megan Fox, I'd prefer if she went "au naturel".

If God designed how your body works, if he chose the environment into which you'd be born, and if he knew whether or not you'd have the will power or education to be healthy, it's on him if you get fat. You can't say God is an all-powerful and all-knowing creator without giving responsibility for everything.

Also, how do you even know ChuckHades is fat? Isn't it kind of egotistical to pretend you know what God's thinking when he looks at someone?

So if I went up to my dad and said "I don't believe you are my dad," he would kick me out as if I was some stranger?

Noo, I don't worship the Satanic goat, I place it in a Sigil of Baphemet made from it's own blood, surrounded by candles in a dark room. And then I chant towards the sigil with words from The Dark Sacrament, until I contact the devil and tell him to grant me success in life for the cost of a piece of my soul, (Only a piece.)

Of course it takes off years from my life, but it is well worth it. ;D

Want me to contact the devil for you? He's very nice these days.

I have read some of what you write about God. I have been amazed!

Thank You!

I am amazed your parents/caregivers/orderlies/guards let you have access to a computer

Yah my parents allow me to have internet access and so does my school.

I am amazed you harbor the impression anyone, much less everyone, thinks you are so great

Thank you.

I am amazed you survived being dropped on your head as an infant

I was never dropped on my head as an infant.

I don't have various puppet accounts. Like I said I only have this account. The other accouts you think I have, I have no controll over them.

Okay, but what good is my PIN number if you don't have my card? Is this how things work in your universe? It doesn't sound like you've crossed all the T's and dotted all the I's yet? LOL

Incorrect. I don't need to prove anything because I simply don't give a shit who believes my "outrageous" claim.

Actually he's quite right, it doesn't matter if you care or not.

When one makes a positive affirmation (a claim in the existence of something for example) it is assumed that there is a legitimate and logical reason why that person believes so. It is then up to that person to support their belief whether it be to an outside audience or even to themselves. The way this is done is through experimentation to find demonstrable and falsifiable evidence.

If no supporting evidence is shown, then the belief in the truth value of the claim is to be suspended until it is shown. The problem we see with the indoctrinated ‘belief in God’ is that belief precedes evidence instead of evidence preceding belief. It’s completely ignorant as far as logical deductive reasoning is the matter.

In fact, the less who believe it, the fewer that go to Heaven and the more room for me. Enjoy Hell sir!

That's very... um... Christian of you.

I don't think you would be spewing the contents of your mind all over this site if you didn't give a shit about what people believe.

And if you make outrageous claims and refuse to back them up, expect mockery, expect ridicule, and don't expect anyone to take your views seriously. In fact, if you don't care what others think and you're not prepared to back up anything you say with any sort of evidence, what the hell are you doing on a debate site?

Everything you're doing strikes me as a good way to loose respect and make enemies, both for yourself and for whatever crackpot religion you're backing.