Ground Zero to Be Renamed Ground Alpha
Noting that the number zero has origins in Muslim Arabia, the World Trade Center Restoration Committee has proposed renaming "Ground Zero" to "Ground Alpha."
"Zero ain't my hero," declared Nullen Void, head of the WTCRC. "Having Ground Zero so close to the hallowed ground of Ground Zero is disrespectful of the real heroes, those brave Americans who died here on 9/11."
In related news, the technology sector is hard at world developing a new computer language based solely on Ones and Twos.
No arguments found. Add one!
|