How badass are you?
I heard some badass poetry lately and was wondering.
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I went to visit a friend and when I was between my locked car and his closed front door, a big black dog decided to attack me and charged me. So I yelled, "You want some of this?" and I charged him. I chaced him all the way back to his house. On planet Earth, dogs don't chase joe, joe chases dogs. ;) 1
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I was running 6 steps across walls at the age of 9. Was running 14 feet up walls by the age of 13. I kicked a dude so hard that he flew 10 feet in the air. He thought it would be funny to try and tackle me to the ground, but I fell backwards and caught him on my feet. I bent my knees, then thrusted my legs and then sent him flying I'm glad he landed on his back though...that could have been fatal. It was more of a push than a kick though I guess. This was during recess on the soccer field. Dumb football jocks >.> I thought that was pretty badass Idk about you. |