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How badass are you?

I heard some badass poetry lately and was wondering.

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I'm so bad I drink molten lead and piss bullets._

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I drink liquid tungsten, suck it!

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I'm so bad, I slap breast-feeding babies to the ground whenever I want milk.

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I'm so bad, I gagged a giraffe that was trying to deep-throat me.

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I'm so bad, I kicked a midget in the ass and made him taller.

I emailed porn to my parents, its cute

I went to visit a friend and when I was between my locked car and his closed front door, a big black dog decided to attack me and charged me. So I yelled, "You want some of this?" and I charged him. I chaced him all the way back to his house. On planet Earth, dogs don't chase joe, joe chases dogs. ;)

I would love to have seen that .lol

I was running 6 steps across walls at the age of 9. Was running 14 feet up walls by the age of 13.

I kicked a dude so hard that he flew 10 feet in the air. He thought it would be funny to try and tackle me to the ground, but I fell backwards and caught him on my feet. I bent my knees, then thrusted my legs and then sent him flying I'm glad he landed on his back though...that could have been fatal. It was more of a push than a kick though I guess.

This was during recess on the soccer field. Dumb football jocks >.>

I thought that was pretty badass Idk about you.

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I'm so bad, that if I was ever to turn gay; I'd blow so hard, every future hurricane would be named after me.

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I'm so bad, when a cop pulls me over and asks, "do you know why I pulled you over" I respond with "do you know why I stopped?, give me your lunch money, bitch."