Pizza! isn't chuck e. cheese a woodchuck? so he would chuck enough wood to make a fire to make his pizza!

No wood...that is, if the woodchuck is lazy. :)

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

I think 5 times his own weight.

It's been a slow week. I can't even come up with a semi normal debate.

Threeve, or maybe on a good day, $Texas.

A woodchuck could not chuck wood because Chuck would chuck the wood first, leaving none for the woodchuck to chuck if the woodchuck could chuck wood.

I suspected that a debate requiring as little intelligence or rational thought as this one does had to be created by Joe Cavalry. I've seen your others debates, and so I say "Come On! This is absolutely ridiculous!"

from Cyrano de Bergerac

what would you have me do?

what would you have me do?

seek out some wealthy patron and crawl like a clinging vine up the lordly tree, rising by deceit and trickery instead of my own strength?

No thank you!

Imitate what others do and dedicate my works to the rich, in the hope of arousing a smile of recognition from some sterile face?

No thank you!

Breakfast everyday on insult? Wear out my knees and warp my spine with endless bowing and groveling in the dust?

No thank you!

Become a master of hypocrisy and opportunism, never letting my right hand know what my left is doing? Burn incense for some glorified idol of the day, pull all the proper strings, meet all the right people, seek introductions and favors?

No thank you!

No, I thank you!

And again, I thank you!

A woodchuck could chuck as much wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

A woodchuck would not chuck wood Cause a woodchuck needs wood to chuck.