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Debate Score:35
Arguments:14
Total Votes:43
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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

chucky the woodchuck chucker

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Pizza! isn't chuck e. cheese a woodchuck? so he would chuck enough wood to make a fire to make his pizza!

496 days ago
- tonicole(795) Supported
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a woodchuck that looks like a mouse ? lol ohkay.

481 days ago
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No wood...that is, if the woodchuck is lazy. :)

494 days ago | Tagged As: none
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A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

493 days ago
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I think 5 times his own weight.

It's been a slow week. I can't even come up with a semi normal debate.

496 days ago
- tonicole(795) Supported
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depends. is the woodchuck on a diet ?

480 days ago
- Loudacris(899) Supported
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Up vote for actually throwing out a real guess for a completely ridiculous debate.

494 days ago
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Threeve, or maybe on a good day, $Texas.

495 days ago
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A woodchuck could not chuck wood because Chuck would chuck the wood first, leaving none for the woodchuck to chuck if the woodchuck could chuck wood.

481 days ago | Tagged As: No Wood Left Because of Chuck
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I suspected that a debate requiring as little intelligence or rational thought as this one does had to be created by Joe Cavalry. I've seen your others debates, and so I say "Come On! This is absolutely ridiculous!"

113 days ago | Tagged As: come on
- joecavalry(8879) Supported
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But this was over a year ago! I have learned so much since then ;)

112 days ago
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from Cyrano de Bergerac

what would you have me do?

what would you have me do?

seek out some wealthy patron and crawl like a clinging vine up the lordly tree, rising by deceit and trickery instead of my own strength?

No thank you!

Imitate what others do and dedicate my works to the rich, in the hope of arousing a smile of recognition from some sterile face?

No thank you!

Breakfast everyday on insult? Wear out my knees and warp my spine with endless bowing and groveling in the dust?

No thank you!

Become a master of hypocrisy and opportunism, never letting my right hand know what my left is doing? Burn incense for some glorified idol of the day, pull all the proper strings, meet all the right people, seek introductions and favors?

No thank you!

No, I thank you!

And again, I thank you!

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113 days ago | Tagged As: No thank you
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A woodchuck could chuck as much wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

496 days ago
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A woodchuck would not chuck wood Cause a woodchuck needs wood to chuck.

484 days ago | Tagged As: none
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