How zoology proves that christians are stupid
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THE BIBLE TELLS YOU THAT NOAH WAS A REAL PERSON AND A PROPHET WHO BUILT A MAGIC BOAT. FUCK OFF DICK FACE It's not healthy to get so angry man. Why do you have to get so worked up about others beliefs? Live and let live, you would be much happier. I happen to be a christian who believes that before the flood mankind was more advanced and Noah used advanced technology to build the Ark. He may have even had DNA samples rather than live specimens. Side: Unbelievably stupid
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This is just to funny and punks you Dummy !!!!!!!!! Hillary added: "I went to a lot of years of Sunday school. I even taught it from time to time. ... What is being done using the name of religion is contrary to everything I was ever taught. Jesus said suffer the little children onto me, he did not say let the children suffer." LMMFAO Side: irredeemably stupid
This is just to funny and punks you Dummy !!!!!!!!! Hillary added: "I went to a lot of years of Sunday school. I even taught it from time to time. ... What is being done using the name of religion is contrary to everything I was ever taught. Jesus said suffer the little children onto me, he did not say let the children suffer." LMMFAO Hillary is now a Christian can you believe that Lack of Facts ????????? LMMFAO Side: irredeemably stupid
http://www.brin.ac.uk/2011/ Overall, there were 340 Christian denominations in the UK in 2010 (as against 275 four years earlier), with 50,700 churches or congregations (2% more than in 2005), served by 36,600 ministers (4% up on 2005), and with 5,515,000 members. Nom are Christians stupid in your land ?????????? LMMFAO Side: irredeemably stupid
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Another example of this is the Adam and Eve story told as an allegory. Ezekiel 31 demonstrates how the Bible uses one thing often to represent another thing. A person or animal will represent nations, etc. This is very typical in the Bible. Side: irredeemably stupid
Another example of this is the Adam and Eve story told as an allegory. Adam and Eve are not an allegory, the bible literally tells you that those where the first humans along with Lilith but that part was removed by the church. Ezekiel 31 demonstrates how the Bible uses one thing often to represent another thing. A person or animal will represent nations, etc. This is very typical in the Bible. This is mostly used in prophesy. The stories in the bible are portrayed as actual events and are meant to be taken literally. Taking them to be allegory is both an admission of how stupid and unrealistic they are and a pathetic attempt to rationalize your beliefs. Side: Unbelievably stupid
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The stories in the bible are portrayed as actual events and are meant to be taken literally. I just provided you Ezekiel 31, which proves you wrong. Jesus told 46 parables in the Bible. Side: irredeemably stupid
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Adam and Eve are not an allegory, the bible literally tells you that those where the first humans Wrong. Adam isn't a name. It's a word. In Hebrew it means mankind. Is this an allegory or a literalstory? https://www.bible.com/bible/114/ along with Lilith Lilith isn't in the Bible. "The legend developed extensively during the Middle Ages, in the tradition of Aggadah, the Zohar, and Jewish mysticism.[2] For example, in the 13th-century writings of Isaac ben Jacob ha-Cohen, Lilith left Adam after she refused to become subservient to him" Side: irredeemably stupid
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Ezekiel 31 New International Version (NIV) Pharaoh as a Felled Cedar of Lebanon 31 In the eleventh year, in the third month on the first day, the word of the Lord came to me: 2 “Son of man, say to Pharaoh king of Egypt and to his hordes: “‘Who can be compared with you in majesty? 3 Consider Assyria, once a cedar in Lebanon, with beautiful branches overshadowing the forest; it towered on high, its top above the thick foliage. 4 The waters nourished it, deep springs made it grow tall; their streams flowed all around its base and sent their channels to all the trees of the field. 5 So it towered higher than all the trees of the field; its boughs increased and its branches grew long, spreading because of abundant waters. 6 All the birds of the sky nested in its boughs, all the animals of the wild gave birth under its branches; all the great nations lived in its shade. 7 It was majestic in beauty, with its spreading boughs, for its roots went down to abundant waters. 8 The cedars in the garden of God could not rival it, nor could the junipers equal its boughs, nor could the plane trees compare with its branches— no tree in the garden of God could match its beauty. 9 I made it beautiful with abundant branches, the envy of all the trees of Eden in the garden of God. 10 “‘Therefore this is what the Sovereign Lord says: Because the great cedar towered over the thick foliage, and because it was proud of its height, 11 I gave it into the hands of the ruler of the nations, for him to deal with according to its wickedness. I cast it aside, 12 and the most ruthless of foreign nations cut it down and left it. Its boughs fell on the mountains and in all the valleys; its branches lay broken in all the ravines of the land. All the nations of the earth came out from under its shade and left it. 13 All the birds settled on the fallen tree, and all the wild animals lived among its branches. 14 Therefore no other trees by the waters are ever to tower proudly on high, lifting their tops above the thick foliage. No other trees so well-watered are ever to reach such a height; they are all destined for death, for the earth below, among mortals who go down to the realm of the dead. 15 “‘This is what the Sovereign Lord says: On the day it was brought down to the realm of the dead I covered the deep springs with mourning for it; I held back its streams, and its abundant waters were restrained. Because of it I clothed Lebanon with gloom, and all the trees of the field withered away. 16 I made the nations tremble at the sound of its fall when I brought it down to the realm of the dead to be with those who go down to the pit. Then all the trees of Eden, the choicest and best of Lebanon, the well-watered trees, were consoled in the earth below. 17 They too, like the great cedar, had gone down to the realm of the dead, to those killed by the sword, along with the armed men who lived in its shade among the nations. 18 “‘Which of the trees of Eden can be compared with you in splendor and majesty? Yet you, too, will be brought down with the trees of Eden to the earth below; you will lie among the uncircumcised, with those killed by the sword. “‘This is Pharaoh and all his hordes, declares the Sovereign Lord.’” Side: irredeemably stupid
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ReligionintheUnitedKingdom This should be a good read for the Brain Dead LMMFAO !!!!!!!!!!! Censuses hideReligion (2011) England England and Wales Number % Christianity 31,479,876 59.3 Islam 2,660,116 4.8 Hinduism 806,199 1.5 Are you speaking badly of your country there BOT ???????????????????? Side: irredeemably stupid
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