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I Just Had The Most Horrid And Frightening Dream

I was cautiously tiptoeing through an unknown house all alone, the hairs prickling on the back of my neck. I was scared in the dream but I wasn't quite sure why. The house was gloomy and the air heavy with a sense of evil which was almost palpable.

I was struggling to breathe by the time I turned the corner and began my ascent up the stairs. There were strange animal noises coming from the room adjacent to the landing. I almost didn't want to look.

Slowly, I built my courage up and decided to take a peek behind the door. What could be the worst thing waiting for me? 

But oh, the horror. The sheer anguish of the sight which lay within.

For as I peeled back the door and bravely peeked into the candlelit bedroom beyond, I was greeted by hell itself. Brontoraptor was alone on a chair naked, furiously jerking off over a photograph of his ex-wife. This frenzy of sick perverted rage stunned me and I was unable to speak. And yet, somehow Brontoraptor was aware of my presence. His grunting stopped and slowly, creepily, he turned and smiled at me, dribble still running down one side of his excited mouth.

I turned and I ran. I ran fast and I ran far. But no matter how fast and how far I ran, Brontoraptor was still close behind, gripping his erect penis and grinning at me as he flailed it around.

It was at this point, thankfully, that I woke. The sheets were drenched in sweat and my heart was pounding in fear.

What can this mean guys? Was it a prophecy?

Wow

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Brontoraptor was alone on a chair naked, furiously jerking off over a photograph of his ex-wife.

I feel your despair my brother. This sounds like a sight which can never be unseen.

Did he perchance have any swastika tattoos in immediate view?

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Potatoman(19) Clarified
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Did he perchance have any swastika tattoos in immediate view?

Not that I saw.

Although it's worth mentioning that I made a presumption he was jerking off to his ex-wife. His children were also in the photo but I just figured he couldn't be that sick, could he?

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Hootie(923) Clarified
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Although it's worth mentioning that I made a presumption he was jerking off to his ex-wife. His children were also in the photo but I just figured he couldn't be that sick, could he?

Interesting you should mention that. There are several members here who claim to have seen evidence that Brontoraptor has a criminal record for sexual offences against minors. I have never seen such evidence personally, although they seem to swear by it. They are fairly honest fellows so I guess I've no reason to disbelieve them.

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When I read the title of your debate, I thought your dream had to do with you being a viable baby one month from birth.

Your mother was financially poor and feeling a little depressed over her pregnancy.

Much to your dismay, a Democrat won the Presidency and their Party was trying to force every State to allow No Restriction abortions.

Even more troubling for you was the fact that your mother lived in one of the nine States that already allowed No Restriction abortions. They included poverty and depression as reasons for aborting viable babies.

There you were, so close to a life full of joy and wonderment, but you were terrified of being dismembered by those forceps from Hell.

Then you woke up and were thankful a Republican had actually won.

Side: Wow

Sounds like you subconsciously are afraid that I have a much larger banana than you.

Prophecy? Obviously.

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Potatoman(19) Disputed
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Sounds like you subconsciously are afraid that I have a much larger banana than you.

Wtf? I'm guessing you call it a banana because you are used to showing it to children, you sick bastard. It's called a penis. Adults call it a penis.

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outlaw60(14837) Disputed
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Pond Dweller get to the doc quick because you need meds !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I do feel very sorry that you are afraid of the real world but that is an issue you and your doctor must deal with but i am not sure how long it will take under the healthcare system in the UK !!!!!!!!!!!

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Potatoman(19) Clarified
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I do feel very sorry that you are afraid of the real world

Wait, are you saying this really happened? That it wasn't just a terrible dream? Explain yourself.

i am not sure how long it will take under the healthcare system in the UK !

I have no idea. I'm from Norway. Din bum lukter av dritt.

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outlaw60(14837) Disputed
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You must seek the best UK healthcare that is available according to the heading of your post !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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You worry to much Pond Dweller !!!!!!!!! There are no meds for you in the UK ?????????

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Potatoman(19) Disputed
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There are no meds for you in the UK ?

I'm not from the UK. Why do you think I'm from the UK?

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Hootie(923) Clarified
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I'm not from the UK. Why do you think I'm from the UK?

Because he thinks you're me. Unfortunately this is the mentality of these silly alt-Reich trolls. They can't process being despised by more than one person at a time.

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outlaw60(14837) Disputed
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Seek help for the terrors you have and the UK can help you out !!!!!!!!!!!

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Mick Jagger said the UK had the best healthcare but he did not fly to Norway for heart surgery some how he went to NYC !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Potatoman(19) Disputed
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Mick Jagger said the UK had the best healthcare but he did not fly to Norway for heart surgery some how he went to NYC !!!

That's because Mick Jagger's lips are illegal in Norway you fool.

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outlaw60(14837) Disputed
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Healthcare in Norway. In Norway, all hospitals are funded by the public as part of the national budget. However, while medical treatment is free of charge for any person younger than the age of sixteen, residents who have reached adulthood must pay a deductible each year before becoming eligible for an exemption card.

Must be there is no Free Healthcare in Norway !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Pond Dweller so Mick was eligible in Norway ??????????

Healthcare in Norway. In Norway, all hospitals are funded by the public as part of the national budget. However, while medical treatment is free of charge for any person younger than the age of sixteen, residents who have reached adulthood must pay a deductible each year before becoming eligible for an exemption card.

Must be there is no Free Healthcare in Norway !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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You should probably see a psychiatrist if you're dreaming about another guy masturbating.

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Hootie(923) Disputed
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You should probably see a psychiatrist if you're dreaming about another guy masturbating.

You should see a psychiatrist if you believe in invisible bearded space fairies.

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Mint_tea(3993) Disputed
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The fairies have beards?!? Who knew!!

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