I got really high...
So on the weekend I got high. Like really high, higher than I had ever been. I obviously can't remember ANYTHING, but my
mate filmed the whole thing because the little pussy stayed sober. I was going to post the video, but uhhh... I think it would get pulled down ;)
Basically I started off singing and dancing to One Directions "What makes You Beautiful" in the middle of the road, and then I jumped
on top of a car and started licking the windscreen. The next part of the video was blury as, but apparently the dude in the car punched me in the face, knocked
me out, and my mate took me home. After waking up, I preceeded to call my ex-girlfriend and yell violently into the phone
screaming weird sex positions. I did that for a while, until I got an invite for a party that night at a friend's place...
so I got even higher and me and my mate (that was still filming, the ass clown) buggered off to the party. Not a good idea.
Long story short, I streaked naked through the house, got smashed on purely spirits, had sex with some weird chick with purple hair,
and then threw up on my friend's dad's urn of ashes that belonged to HIS father (so my friend's grandad).
So how was your weekends? :P
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OK, so get this..., that was nothing..., wait until you hear this..., this weekend I stayed sober. Then somewhere in the middle of it all I took a nap. Oh..., I almost forgot..., I think I fixed a few of the Malibu lights that weren't working. See..., at my age you don't have to get high to forget shit. It's like blacking out but there's no hangover. Then I built a Go-Cart for the kids and I rode it down a steep hill. But the real topper is that I POSTED MY VIDEO!!!! How cool is that? ;) http://www.youtube.com/ 2
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I once got so high that my perception of my entire existent began to manifest itself as me being nothing but a sack of rubber tubes that carry blood and shit and then just dumps the shit out at times. This made me question how I could find anything worth meaning. And then someone made a joke about jelly jizz; made me laugh like a wild-hound. phew. 1
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Thank you for your needless, spiteful comment that could have been constructive criticism, but ended up making you sound like a dick. Nevertheless, if you don't want to drink or do drugs or whatever, good for you; it's your personally choice. However, I used to be like you, and then I reached puberty... Shit that sounded mean... don't take it like that, I genuinely meant that as soon as I hit puberty I changed my mind, and I've been a crazy drunken spastic for years (I'm 20 now), but a loving one, and awesome one, and apparently an egotistical one... I still sound like a dick :P Thank you for your needless, spiteful comment that could have been constructive criticism, but ended up making you sound like a dick. Nevertheless, if you don't want to drink or do drugs or whatever, good for you; it's your personally choice. That is fine if you think that I sounded like a dick. You can call me all the names you want when I know deep down inside my heart that those words are not who I am. I don't care what you say because your words mean nothing to me and it has no value to me what you say about me. Shit that sounded mean... don't take it like that, I genuinely meant that as soon as I hit puberty I changed my mind, and I've been a crazy drunken spastic for years (I'm 20 now), but a loving one, and awesome one, and apparently an egotistical one... Well to me what I said it wasn't mean at all. 1
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Oh yea? That's hardcore and all, but can you beat this? So I woke up at six on Saturday. Went to a friend's house at about 11:30. Started watching all three extended editions of the Lord of the Rings. Didn't finish until about 3 am Sunday morning. Then went on Omegle, and tried to get credit card details (we got one email adress). Then had a striding contest in his garden, it was fucking freezing, yet my friend was so determined to win, he took off his trousers. He didn't win. Went home at about 10 am. Didn't go to sleep until 11 pm. 41 hours without sleep. Yea, that's right. I'm fucking solid. |
