I heard this rumor about mountain dew ...
Does mountain dew make you smaller? I have heard this for around 10 years and I am wondering if I should continue drinking mountain dew.
It makes you smaller
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It's all a myth
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With regards to the issue of whether or not Mountain Dew affects the size of one's manhood, I have this to bring to the table: I am a 47-year old male. I drink approximately 34 cups of coffee every morning, followed promptly by no less than three cases of Mountain Dew in the afternoon. My day ends with the consumption of one full box- religiously- of Lipton Tea (75 tea bags) before I retire for the evening. I go to sleep promptly at 4:00 in the morning, awake an hour and a half later, and begin the process again. I have a massive penis. Approximately the length of one city block. My pants are tailor-made to accomodate two testicles which slide comfortably down each pant leg, landing roughly at my ankles. I am convinced that were it not for the good people at Mountain Dew, who so tirelessly manufacture their thirst-quenching beverage, my privates might grow to an unmanageable size. So I am eternally grateful for the mystical powers of that soft drink (which, for me, is doctor prescibed). Side: It makes you smaller
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Assuming you are talking about it making your penis smaller .... Does drinking Mountain Dew will shrink your testicles, decrease your sperm count, or make you smaller ( PENIS ). Whatever happens it apparently only happens to guys, and it hits them below the belt, right? This rumor is spread about PepsiCo's Mountain Dew soft drink. The key is the presence of a dye called Yellow No. 5 in these drinks (presumably in large quantities), a food coloring that allegedly has nasty effects on one's manhood. Yellow No. 5, also known as tartrazine, is an FD&C;(approved for use in food, drugs, and cosmetics) coloring dye commonly used to give various foods (such as beverages, candy, and ice cream) a bright lemon yellow color. It has long been deemed safe by the Food and Drug Administration. It has also been in use since 1916, so if it were shrinking penises and testicles, we'd probably have heard something more than rumors about it by now. Many other common food products contain Yellow No. 5 as well, so more than just Mountain Dew drinkers would notice the effect if it were real. The FDA has required since 1979 that food and drugs containing Yellow No. 5 be labeled to indicate its presence. that came about because tartrazine was found to be associated with a variety of allergic type reactions in sensitive people, not because it wreaked havoc with the male reproductive system. If you're male and drink a lot of Mountain Dew, you will notice one related but perfectly harmless side effect: quite a bit of yellow liquid will flow out of your penis. Side: It's all a myth
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I see this as a myth considering all the people I know that drink mountain dew. I am gay and most of my friends that are dudes are too and we all drink mountain dew everyday and none of us are small and also there is scientific proof on the Internet and libraries that it does not. Side: It's all a myth
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