I took a DNA test...it turns out I'm 97% Muslim
White muslims exist
Side Score: 5
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White jews aren't hebrews
Side Score: 4
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Turns out the response I gave to Excon mostly works for you too with just a couple words replaced... I'll start by saying if you're telling the truth then clearly you're right. But then again consider: 1) Your DNA tester may have never done the tests and just faked the results just like Annie Dookhan did with drug crime evidence. Hey, it's possible. 2) Maybe your sample was contaminated at the time it was taken. Saliva could contain someone else's DNA if you take it right after French kissing a person 97% (Muslim). Hair samples might come from them if you collect it during reach around sex. 3) It could be a practical joke. Maybe some White Supremacist at the testing lab is laughing his @ss off because he knows he tricked you into believing you're a (Muslim). 4) Maybe it's a misunderstanding of terminology. Maybe when they said you were (Muslim)ish they truly meant the ish part, meaning you're just a walking example of a stereotypical Muslim even though you're not really one. See, see, there are scenarios you may not have considered. (Yeah, that last one doesn't work, unless Mulsimish is a word). Side: White jews aren't hebrews
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