I would probably tie you down, completely numb your whole body, cut the skin off your bones and let the pain slowly sink in. If you're still alive after that, I'll cook your meat and eat it right in front of you.......... srry fam, I'm crazy

Nitrogen gas chamber. I plan on constructing one as a get older.

Scaphism. Basically you’ll be trapped in a boat hull or hollowed out log with just your head and extremities protruding. And then you’ll be force fed milk and honey. Eventually you get terrible diarrhea. Then more milk and honey is poured on and insects are allowed to colonize. It takes a very very long time to die but you’ll feel and smell it all the way.

Thank the Persians.

@Misery -

I wouldn't kill you or anybody else, not even Trump (although I'd love to watch his execution - (in theory).

In the last couple of years I've been through a lot of very painful stuff but getting through it has made me realize how great life is, gave me renewed hope.

Maybe you just need to make some changes.

Meanwhile, keep passing the open windows and good luck.

Humanly. Probably would use some chemical to make you unconscious and then inject a chemical that is sure to kill you quickly but cleanly.