I was happy but then I got married
So this debate is free speech. It is a humorous debate. I need to write that how happiness ends after marriage. Include lets say happiness before marriage, a few incidents, marriage quotes, after marriage sadness, children and fights, and all of it should be humorous. I need it in two days so please help. Its a three to five minute debate for highschool students.
I dont support this particular debate due to the fact that there are so many people who are actually living a happy married life. Alot of people marry their high school sweethearts , college sweethearts etc. Marriage fails when theres failure of communication before marriage. Thus marriage does not mean unhappiness. 1
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Well high school sweethearts are often misleading,you never know when they would run away with someone else or sue you;Marriage is often a failure for it snatches away our individual freedom,increases obligations and forces us to listen to our sweethearts (not us).It's the source of most unhappiness a man gets. I meant successful marriages. And infidelity can also be something that a man does. Also if we are talking about what may happen let us look at the following examples An earthquake may happen in a country and certain individuals houses break , they would be quite unhappy. A close relative passes away. A mans pet dog dies A man is fired from his job due to a mistake not committed by him There are so many things that can cause unhappiness to the man and the extent to which the man would be unhappy depends from person to person So I feel that marriage is not the source of most unhappiness a man gets 1
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I thought happiness was meant to end 7 years after marriage 1
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Marriage and wife take away our girl friends and youth and freedom;this is the last thing a man should so for the sake of reproduction;so terribly the life sways and everything which we owned alone now had to be shared with our wives;Horrible experience and all youngsters must be reminded of this. 1
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I'm genuinely happy in my marriage so any humor to follow is purely fabrication. But here goes. "My wife and kids cost me so much I can barely afford to tip my hooker". "My wife and I used to sext when we were dating. But now if I want an image to upload to the web I have to sneak a pic of her myself on my cell phone without her noticing." "When we were single if I'd suggested a threeway with her sister there was a miniscule but yes slim chance of a yes. But now that we're married it's an automatic no, unless I can convince them we should all convert to being Mormon or Muslim, first." |