If there is a hell - how do you get there?
If there's a highway to hell, is it going to be filled with Asian drivers? If not, how do you get there? Do you have to take a shuttle instead? Or a Japanese commuter train jam packed with people? Perhaps a guy wearing a Hell's Angels jacket takes you on the back of his Harley. Maybe you have to cross the river Styx on a ferry? Or do you have to fly there? And if you have to fly there, do you get bat wings (feathered wings are for angels, I presume)? Or do you have to take a plane or helicopter? And how long is the trip? If it's a long trip, do they give you a snack half way there? Is there an in flight movie? Do the people going to hell have to sit in coach and those going to heaven get to sit in first class? Maybe they kick you into a big hole like in that movie, 300. If so, do they scream, "This is heaven!" before kicking you into the hole? Are there any signs directing you there (i.e., do you take route 666)? Once you get there, is there a sign that says, "Welcome to the Gates of Hell!!!" Perhaps you get to hell by way of a hand basket.
I'm so confused about this hell business. Maybe someone can help me out.
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