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God has a sense of humor I don't wipe MY ass
Debate Score:17
Arguments:9
Total Votes:17
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 God has a sense of humor (4)
 
 I don't wipe MY ass (3)

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If we're so superior, why do we have to wipe our ass when lower forms of animals don't?


God has a sense of humor

Side Score: 5
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I don't wipe MY ass

Side Score: 12
2 points

If we're so superior, why do we have to wipe our ass when lower forms of animals don't?

It is not that they do not have to, rather they do not have the means to. I think it gets on my parents dog nerves sometimes so she rolls/wipes around in the grass to try and clean off.

Side: God has a sense of humor
1 point

We are superior because we understand hygiene and wipe our asses. We also don't typically drag our asses along the ground like many animals have to do.

Side: God has a sense of humor
5 points

I drag my hooves on the ground. I've never looked in a mirror. Am I not a raving mad, hee hawing jackass? Oh god. Reality just changed for me. I've been licking myself all this time for nothing...

Side: I don't wipe MY ass
Mint_tea(3307) Disputed
1 point

See? You learn something new every day!

Side: God has a sense of humor
1 point

ROTTFFLMMFAO toilet paper must not be a commodity you don't need which furthers you STUPIDITY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Side: God has a sense of humor
2 points

We don't have to wipe our ass. We choose to wipe our ass. Have you ever been forced by nature to wipe your ass?

Who said we were superior?

Side: I don't wipe MY ass