If you could make one body part of yours perfect tomorrow, what would it be?
No plastic surgery, hypothetical magic
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Since we're talking magic, the options are limitless. I can't decide which would be better though:
nipples that excrete gold? a dong with the control of an elephant trunk? a hand with built-in iPhone functionality? eyes capable of zooming, panning & X-ray mode? an edible butt cheek that tastes like turkey and automatically regenerates? smokable, THC-laden pubic hair? 1
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My a hole. I mean, if my a hole was perfect, it wouldn't fart. Especially in a crowded elevator or as i walk down the hall way surrounded by cubicles at work. It's just not right. Maybe if it wasn't so tight it wouldn't make that high pitched noise every time I try to hold it in. |