Keep them imprisoned in a dark room with a very comfortable couch and a large TV with 5.1 surround sound constantly playing Fox News and the worst of American Idol, while only feeding them McDonald's menu foods multiple times a day.

OK, first I'd tie them up. Then I'd wiggle my fingers and build up the anticipation before actually tickling them ;)

lol,

well, I wouldn't! I can't help I have a crazy imagination ;)

But in some instance where I lose my mind for a bit,

say I catch a serial rapist in the middle of like doing something to someone close to me, that's the only thing I can think that would put me close to the edge,

first I would hit them in the back of the head with a blunt object, this may take a couple tries as people aren't usually as easy to knock unconscious as TV would have us believe

then I would tie them up and throw them in the trunk of my car, making sure they never saw me, I would blindfold them as well.

I would drive to the "spy" store down the street from me, and pick up one of those voice changing devices, paying with cash. I would then go to an apartment complex where I didn't live, and borrow a fire extinguisher

then once it was dark, if by that point I hadn't regained my sanity yet, I would drive them out to the middle of the desert,

I would take them out of the trunk and give them a chance to explain themselves, I would let them think I felt bad for them, and I understood,

then I would start just basically beating the hell out of them, and reminding them that whoever probably wanted them to stop as well but he didn't, using the voice changing device and making sure they never caught site of me during this of course

Once I was physically exhausted I would cut off his cock and make him eat it,

then I would gouge both of his eyes so he couldn't find people to rape anymore even if somehow science gave him a new cock.

I wouldn't kill him, as that would actually be merciful, I would then light the guy on fire, and let his whole body burn only for a few seconds in order to destroy any of my DNA,

then I would leave him there and drive to 24 hour self-service car wash. I would tear up all of the carpeting in the back of my car and dispose of it, then I would drive to another side of town, find a dumpster in a dark alley, wipe down the voice changing device and hydrant and dispose of both of them in a trash bag.

That's not weird is it? ;)

The only thing that would make me torture someone to death would be if I caught a rapist in the act of sexually mutilating somebody, especially someone close to me. What I would do is:

Grab them quickly and render them unconscious.

Bring them back to my house and throw them into the basement, making sure that they were immobile, even if they should wake up.

Order a bunch of medieval torture devices online, and make the soon to be victim lie in wait while the torture stuff ships.

When the devices arrive, I'll make the victim watch as I assemble the stretcher-outer table.

I take them upstairs to have their last meal, and proceed to strap them into the table.

I would slowly begin to turn the wheel, slowly as possible, watching as the victim sweats it out, awaiting his/her fate.

As the victim begins to feel pain, and starts to scream, I stop.

I take out a pot of water, and begin to drip on his/her forehead.

Drip, drip, drip, drip, drip...Chinese Water Torture is under way.

I would insert a plastic tube into a penis and inject it with gasoline and light a match and viola' bam! NO PENIS! B====D----

Well, I'd like it to be like Hostel, you know those movies.

I wouldn't base it off anything, but it's be like I'd pay for a person to just torture the fuck out of them, and leave with only that on my mind, no hurt or police after me.

First: I'd have protection, like a butchers outfit but less, scum-type outfit. bald cap protecting thingy, leathery apron, and some gloves and some rain boots, you know stuff to protect from the blood

Then, I'd gain their trust. Tell them my story or something, make them feel like I'm not going to hurt them, I'd spend at least 5 minutes doing this.

And then I'd just go right for the fucking gold, I'd take my crowbar and star wailing on their fucking legs, so if they could escape my room, they wouldn't get very far.

I'd then take my little scalpel, and start cutting into their wrist, but not like those fuck ass EMO kids, like legitimately cutting.

I would fuck with them some more, I'd throw shit at them like powder acid and fuck with their skin.

Then I'd take my woodcutting handheld saw and stick it right in their fucking face.

when they are asleep grap them and drag them to a basement then make sure hes nocked out and tie him to a chair and nail him to it chain him to is then take a needle and put it in both of his eyes and cut puts on his sink off and pour salt on it then cut all of his fingers off then toes then scalp them then pour salt on them then burn them then put it out in a minute then do that a lot of more time then shoot him im the knees then drive him to a ocean and get on a boat and cu topen his back alittle pour salt into it then push him in the water and chain his hands together then go home and u just killed a man but if you did it you had a good reason