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Yes! No! I want Nannerpus!
Debate Score:26
Arguments:8
Total Votes:27
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Isn't it time for a serious breakfast?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkp1k4TNJNA

 

Apparently Denny's thinks it's time for a serious breakfast. I call this SERIOUS BULLSHIT. What do you think?

Yes!

Side Score: 15
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No! I want Nannerpus!

Side Score: 11
6 points

I'd say it's time for a serious breakfast. No matter how insane or obsessive this debate may seem. ;)

But I would call the Nannerpus a serious breakfast. Anyone who dives into a huge stack of pancakes with a puppet banana on top is a serious breakfast eater. You need preparation for something like that.

Anyone can eat a pancake, a couple of eggs, and a few sausages. Who are we? Farmers? No. Well, at least I don't think we are... We want a serious breakfast, for serious breakfast eaters. Adventurous breakfast eaters that aren't afraid to eat a banana with eyes on their pancakes.

I'd go for the Nannerpus. I'm a serious breakfast eater.

Side: Yes!
2 points

Anyone can eat a pancake, a couple of eggs, and a few sausages. Who are we? Farmers? No. Well, at least I don't think we are... We want a serious breakfast, for serious breakfast eaters. Adventurous breakfast eaters that aren't afraid to eat a banana with eyes on their pancakes.

Inspiring reasoning... I think you've beaten Denny's at their own game.

Side: Yes!
3 points

Since no one could possibly argue for this side, I will put a token argument.

"DURR, I'M A FUCKING IDIOT, AND I'M PREJUDICED AGAINST NANNERPI"

To use as much restraint as I can summon, CD, fuck that shit. Sign this petition, and we can go back to the country the founders envisioned.

http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/NannerpusNow

Side: Yes!
2 points

I want breakfast for breakfast, not desert for breakfast.

I love Denny's (and Ihop). You are not a man until you have the lumberjack slam. I was full for at least 24 hours.

Also, in Ihop's defense they have some pretty serious meals. Like that huge omelet thing. That's a pretty serious breakfast.

See, at Ihop the serious and the nanners can coexists. Not so much for Denny's.

Side: Yes!
1 point

I think that its high time for us to engage in a serious breakfast and not just cereal and pancakes with stupid looking bananas at the top. As we all know it should be the complete meal of the day after the long break during sleep. I think that we should practice eating a heavy, complete meal during breakfast to have a complete headstart of each day.

Side: Yes!
HGrey87(750) Disputed
2 points

How dare you insult Nannerpus? You make Hitler look like a saint, and I hope you die of explosive brain cancer. You are a poopoohead of the highest caliber.

Side: No! I want Nannerpus!
6 points

"To the administration and management of Denny's restaurants:

It has become clear after your Superbowl ad that contrary to your assertions, it is NOT time for a "serious breakfast."

It is time to add Nannerpus to the menu.

Months ago, we were introduced to octopoda nanerifica, a particularly delicious denizen of the breakfastae Kingdom. The species builds its den atop fluffy buttermilk pancakes, and is most easily recognized for its meticulously waxed handlebar mustache and elaborate musical numbers. Despite popular portrayal, he often bedecks his lair by emitting blueberry syrup from his ink sacs.

When we met this creature, we were told we could call it Nannerpus, and that it loved pancakes. For many, including me, we immediately formed the kind of bond that can only exist between human and singing banana. "I love pancakes too, Nannerpus!" I screamed at the television, clutching it, "I... I want you inside me, nannerpus."

But to my horror, down dropped your logo like a guillotine that totally french revolutioned my love. "Isn't it time for a serious breakfast?" it asked.

But you had it all wrong. We want Nannerpus.

Below is a list of people who will order at least one Nannerpus if you put it on the menu. I suggest signers to indicate the maximum price they would pay for the dish. I myself would pay at least $20,000 on the down payment alone.

Do the right thing, Denny's. Bring the Puss to the People. "

Below is the link to the petition. This could be the most important thing you ever do.

Supporting Evidence: Petition (www.petitionspot.com)
Side: No! I want Nannerpus!

I love this commercial! I think that people are perfectly content with the foolish gimmicks provided at today's fast food restaurants. Things like the smiling banana on top of a stack of pancakes really made my day! It was hilarious! I love silly things, and breakfast is the most important meal of the day, so why not combine the two?

Side: No! I want Nannerpus!