Jesus might have been eaten by dinosaurs!
Many religious people actually believe that the Earth is merely thousands of years old. this silly conjecture has been repeatedly disproven by science. We know it is at least billions of years old, probably Hundreds of Billions. We also know through science that large creatures called dinosaurs once walked the earth. So it seems to me that if the earth is only 10,000 years old and humanity was "Created" the same time as the "Earth" that it is possible that Jesus was not crusified but fed to dinosaurs! I find this as much a possibility as the story in the Bible!
Yes T-Rex are nasty!
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No he would use his magic!
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I know that this is an attempt to make fun of the almighty God. So i should just warn you, if you don't start believing in the God of love and forgiveness, you will be tortured for eternity in a fiery pit of suffering and pain! God bless :) 614 days ago | Side: Yes T-Rex are nasty!
well no, dinosaurs didn't exist back then as far as I know. but i don't really care one way or another, i was being facetious. Totally understandable if you didn't catch that considering many christians are actually that dumb and intolerant. 613 days ago | Side: No he would use his magic!
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Jesus was not eaten by dinosaurs because he wasnt on earth at the beginning where dinosaurs were. He came when he needed to tell people about him and spread Christianity. So no he did not get eaten by dinosaurs plus He is God he closed the mouth of lions when daniel was in the den. He could close the mouth of dinosaurs too. 612 days ago | Side: No he would use his magic!
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