Luckily, I Was Able To Defend Myself Against Yeshua, But I Got Blood On My Shoes
She was babbling erratically and making very threatening hand gestures. Feeling that my life was under imminent threat I took the only sensible course of action and stabbed her in the eye with a butterknife. This ended her violent melee but unfortunately I think I hit an artery and she left quite a mess.
Could anybody recommend a good cleaning service please?
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I don't even hate you. I love you. I would never do anything to hurt you. That would be morally wrong, and illegal. Why are you saying such violent things about me? I hope Jesus saves you, honey. I don't plan on having a long conversation with you, just stopping by to say a few things. Take care. Side: Interesting
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