MLB bans red baseball caps as symbols of hate
Any red shirt with a slogan on it should be banned as people from hundreds of yards away might see them and then causing the viewer to fall on the ground and convulse and then maybe even die.
Don't be silly. We should ENCOURAGE red hats and red shirts with slogans precisely BECAUSE they can cause the extremely intolerant to die.
How else can we select out for people with senses of perspective and humor, and eliminate humorless scolds with a victim complex?