Make me laugh......
Every one is requested to give the best joke they have got....
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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday. Side: LOL THIS
Make Me Laugh was an American game show in which contestants watched three stand-up comedians performing their acts, one at a time, earning one dollar for every second that they could make it through without laughing. Each comedian got sixty seconds to try to break the contestant up. Contestants can win up to $180 by getting past all three comics. Side: LOL THIS
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A string walks into a bar. Bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." The string comes in the next day. Bartender says, "We don't serve your kind. If you came in here again, I'm gonna call the cops." The string ties himself and makes his ends messy and walks into the bar. Bartender says, "I'm calling the cops." String says, "I'm a frayed knot." Side: strings lol
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari." Side: LOL THIS
On Van's version, contestants (who were selected from the audience) that lasted the full three minutes had their winnings doubled to $360; also, a celebrity guest would play the last round of each episode, playing for an audience member who would receive a prize just for being chosen, and up to three more prizes based on how many comedians the celebrity could survive. Side: LOL THIS
The three contestants now predicted if one of the three comedians can make another contestant laugh, and wagered any or all of their current scores, based on how strong they are about their prediction. A correct answer adds the wager but an incorrect answer deducts the wager. The players did it twice, and the one with the most money at the end of this round wins the game. The losing contestants won a joke consolation prize. Side: LOL THIS
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