In my personal opinion, you can tell when a guy is gay without knowing his usual rituals for getting ready to go somewhere. If a guy is you know "finally got it right" is going out on a date (with a female), then there is nothing wrong with him taking alittle extra time to get ready. A guy is gay when skinny jeans two sizes too small and v-neck t-shirts that are two sizes too small come into play. It is sick to look at. I was at college the other day, I work there, and this guy walked into the library with that out fit on and earings. When he talked, he was gay faggot and everyone could tell. It was gross. ~! V

Bloody hell......

Never knew that being straight meant you weren't clean!

Fucking hell... I'm not allowed to shower now!! Can't brush my teeth!! Wash my face and hands!!

DUH!!!..... Showering, brushing, washing, cleaning is completely straight and was not invented to men by the first meterosexual.

However.. somehow, you've made a point. Armpit hair. On females obviously that's disgusting, but males?? I never knew that one...

Meterosexuals are guys who put 10 different types of shampoo on, pluck their eyebrows, 10 different hand creams and face moisturisers, etc. etc.

They're basically gays who like girls.

I agree with your argument (hooray for manscaping!) except for the last paragraph. I definitely wouldn't apply the term "psychological disorder" to a transgendered person.

I agree!

Just not the part about how never bathing and not cutting your hair is manly, ...it's not. A man takes care of himself.

Anyways, I happen to love scented candles. ((:

Lol.. exactly. I agree with you.. except that I don't need to manscape..... (yet)....

But this doesn't make you metrosexual....

What DOES make you metrosexual??